Murph retweeted
This is a masterclass in how to handle layoffs.
Today, Canva CEO’s announcement is next-level classy. Thoughtful, honest and generous.
CEOs worldwide should take note!
Canva is laying off 22% of its workforce, but look at how they’re handling it.
6 months of salary, 12 months of healthcare, career support, removal of the equity vesting cliff, a $10,000 fund for employees who want to start their own business, and even letting employees keep their MacBooks.
You can’t always avoid layoffs, but you can choose how you treat people when they leave.
Murph retweeted
Due to freezing conditions in the UK the men's British Naturist Society has seen the size of its members shrink dramatically.
Murph retweeted
I'm a moderately successful part time footballer and teacher. I had an altercation with an opposition player where I told him I'd shit down his neck and called him a cunt only to hear from the crowd hello Mr…… I just looked and asked if he'd done his homework
Murph retweeted
Summer 2002.
Three mates, a red Vauxhall Nova and absolutely nowhere to be.
£500 car, a full tank of petrol and the whole summer ahead of us.
No smartphones. No social media. No constant notifications.
Just driving around, meeting your mates and making memories.
God, I miss those days.
Who else remembers? ❤️
Everyone’s workplace has a Piers Morgan norsey character - knows fuck all about football and so blinded by his own team, they are always hard done by 🚮 🪖
Murph retweeted
Paul Bowen of Bowen Pies powerfully sets out how Andy Burnham has betrayed small businesses like his, the backbone of the British economy.
Gakpo ffs!!!!!! Has he completed a forward pass or ball in final third??? Gets away with it each week
How do we dig ourselves out of this mess????
🚨 SUMMARY: The OBR forecasts following John Healey's Budget
- Welfare spending will rise to £431.3bn by 2030/31 - an increase of £97.5bn a year in cash terms
- This includes £209.8bn on pensioner benefits, £110.7bn on Universal Credit, £69.6bn on disability benefits, £13.9bn on Child Benefit and £27.2bn on other welfare
- Inflation will peak at 3.75% in early 2027, up from the earlier prediction of 2%
- UK GDP growth will slow from around 1.25% in 2026 to 1% in 2027, before climbing to 1.6% in 2031
- Average UK unemployment will rise to 5.1% across 2026 and 2027
- The Employment Rights Act will "likely" have a negative economic impact because of reduced flexibility and greater uncertainty for businesses
- The landlord tax increases (property income) could contribute to a long-term rise in private rents and discourage landlords from entering the market
- Real household disposable income per person will be around 0.75% lower in 2030-31 than it expected in March 2026
- Higher earnings and frozen tax thresholds will increase income tax and National Insurance receipts by £9bn in 2026-27 and around £8bn on average in subsequent forecast years compared with March
- Net migration is forecast to fall to 120,000 in the year to mid-2026, then gradually rise to 230,000 by the year to mid-2031
- Nominal weekly earnings growth will slow to around 3.5% in 2026, then average roughly 2.25% a year
- Andy Burnham's first-time buyer scheme could raise house prices by increasing demand without enough new homes being built
Murph retweeted
Are we going to get an app to show us where the cheapest gherkins are? @andyburnham
