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The Valley
Joined June 2023
who he took to see resident evil (2002) // who he took to see resident evil (2026)
my dad is taking me to see resident evil right now. he’s taken me to see *every* resident evil since 2002 when i was a little girl and i wonder if he’s thinking about that too
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For people who apparently hate their bodies they are sure as hell obsessed with their cocks and the idea of using their genitalia as a form of punishment against women who say no to them .
A civil rights movement for transvestite rapists
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I wear a burgundy button up shirt, grey slacks and some sort of tie. I have never not gotten a job I interviewed for.
When I was 17 I had a job interview at BestBuy. I didn't have a car, and the store was like 3 miles away with no public transportation, so I walked there in a shitty cheap ass suit I got from GoodWill When I got there the BestBuy person told me that I looked like shit. Which, in this particular instance, he was correct. I did indeed look like shit. I just walked three miles in a suit in the middle of July. He then told me he wasn't going to interview someone who didn't take interviews seriously and told me to leave. I told him I just walked three miles, had no transportation, and if he gave me some time to freshen up in the restroom I would appreciate the opportunity to interview. He didn't acknowledge my request and asked politely that I leave. So, I left. I walked three miles back home. I was in need of some money, I was absolutely devastated. I felt like such a fuck up and a loser. In retrospect, fuck that guy. I was just a kid man. God damn, at least give a muthafucker a chance to shoot their shot.
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I'm also white and speak well, so yeah
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Reddit Electrical™️ is on the case
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pov you are staying in a straight man's apartment
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sickIer retweeted
finally.
Streaming 24/7. Live at 7PM. 👀📺
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I just saw someone whose patreon I subscribe to wearing Gucci sunglasses. Your ass don't need my $10 per month.
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When Tucker Carlson asked if he still talks to Obama 😭
Kanye really got the funniest clips ever man
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What the fuck? Only the southwest has Cactus Cooler? No wonder the rest of you are so bitter.
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They did it in unison #goals
This is still one of the funniest videos on the internet
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The literacy crisis is real. A friend sent me this: this is an essay that successfully got someone admitted to Harvard.
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This has to be a troll
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Every time a woman does satire well everyone (even other women) thinks she’s stupid and it makes me sad
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lol, this is like when director mike nichols asked robert redford if he’d ever been rejected by a woman for a date & redford was like, “what do you mean?”😭😭
Robert Pattinson on how he landed roles in both ‘THE ODYSSEY’ and ‘DUNE: PART THREE’: "It’s just always different. I mean, with Chris [Nolan], he basically said, “I’m doing The Odyssey.” And I’m like, “Okay, cool. I want to do it.” And then Denis [Villeneuve] was like, “Do you want to do Dune?” And I went, “Yeah.”"
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I'm sorry what games?
Oye @Pokemon ⚡️ Os dejo una idea por si alguna vez queréis hacer felices a los fans y ganar mucho dinero. No os costaría mucho hacer historia de nuevo… 💙❤️💚
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How is nobody pointing that out
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Bloodwork came back and welp. Gotta lock in for real now. (No more booze Monday - Thursday )
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