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Consultant. Advocate. Marathoner 🦄

Joined October 2019
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Huesuputamare!
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Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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Earlier today, a letter from Pope Leo XIV arrived at Rate Field. Go White Sox!
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Eliza. retweeted
Chicago: 2 teams, 2 clinches, 2 minutes apart
The Cubs and White Sox are BOTH headed to the #Postseason for just the fourth time! 1906, 2008, 2020 and now 2026 😤
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I had a hospitalization discharge follow up and was asked why I was in the hospital, I explained that I had a hysterectomy followed by sepsis. The next question was “date of your last period” (mind you, I was in the hospital for over three weeks).
in 2026 adult women should understand why this is asked
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Mike Quigley isn't taking Alexi Giannoulias’s mayoral announcement too well, posting “Stop Wet Tee Shirt” on Instagram.
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Messi es una creación de España. Y como el Doctor Frankenstein, España debe acabar con su creación.
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Bummer! Congratulations to Argentina on their win tonight. Some excellent banter on here. 😆 On reflection, it would have been amazing to beat you on the pitch tonight and we’d have given you plenty of stick.. but similar to 1986 and Diego’s grubby right hand (nevermind 1998 and Simones lack of core strength) it doesn’t give you the win that you’ll never have. 😘🇫🇰🇬🇧
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كل ما ننزل الفيديو يتمسح هنفضل ننزله 🤣👌
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Cristiano Ronaldo begged for hamburgers outside McDonalds. He’d never turn pro in America Messi’s parents were factory workers. He’d never turn pro in America Lalas went to boarding school. Failed to get into college until his dad made a call to Rutgers. He went pro in America
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Thierry and Zlatan saying they wouldn't have become soccer players because of the costs of the American youth system, then seeing Lalas say it's a great system because it makes a lot of money for some people really sums it all up nicely
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Btw lalas supporting the current system is basically proof that it doesn’t work. Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimovic would never have had the money to pay for the American system. So we are stuck with players like Lalas and Pulisic as a result of this exclusion.
Youth soccer (youth sports) is a competitive market with businesses selling a product that obviously customers are willing to pay for. I’d love if soccer was free to all. But who is going to pay for all this free soccer?
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El arbitraje más asqueroso y corrupto de la historia del futbol y del deporte. Vean esta recopilación con todas las ayudas para Messi y Argentina. Egipto fue víctima del robo del siglo 🇪🇬🤬 La FIFA Manchada de por vida.
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McConnell could barely talk for 2 minutes before he was admitted to the hospital and now after a cardiac arrest he's out here in the hospital making multiple 20 minutes calls.
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“Dad tell me about that Vozinha and Cape Verde run in the 2026 World Cup”
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Para odiar a México no cuenten conmigo, yo solo odio al HDP drogadicto de Daniel Noboa, mientras escribo esto estoy escuchando rayado el sol de Maná cabrones 🤗
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“No puedes celebrar un gol que no es de tu país“ Yo celebrando el gol de mi poderosísimo Cabo Verde a Argentina:
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Repitan conmigo NINGÚN JUGADOR DE @LaTri RECIBIÓ AMENAZAS ESO SE INVENTO EL BOCÓN DE CARLOS VERA.
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From @TheAthleticFC: Ecuador beat Germany to reach the World Cup knock-out stage. Gonzalo Plata's goal sparked scenes of delirium from thousands of Ecuadorians inside the stadium. "And they absolutely deserved it. A breathless game." nyti.ms/4g25U1l
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and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?
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