Doc Groyper

To be clear, I have not formally declared for any office, let alone the presidency. But yes, you can in fact win the presidency at 34 years old. Your VP serves as acting President until you turn 35. 20th Amendment, Section 3.

Last night, someone asked me “What do you plan on doing next?” I told them the truth. I’m running for president.

I am writing this without consulting my lawyer because it is the right thing to do, regardless of the legal implications. In early August, I made a terrible mistake by claiming that Byron Donalds and Cory Mills were under federal investigation. I received this information from someone I trusted, but I accept the DOJ’s public statement that neither man is under investigation, which means that I bore false witness. As a Catholic, I take the Ten Commandments seriously. After speaking with my priest and going to confession, I have a moral obligation to publicly retract my statement and apologize. I apologize to Byron, Cory, and their families for what I said. To be clear, neither man nor their lawyers asked me to write this, and neither has ever contacted me about it. I sinned against my fellow man, and I am sorry. I ask God for forgiveness and pray that I can make amends. In Christ, James T. Fishback Charlottesville, VA