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Yasmin #BBUK

“I don’t like being called performative” Why? Too close to accurate? Why don’t you list all your good points again. #BBUK

They just sound exactly like the housemates Did they even remember to disguise the voices? #BBUK

“I’ve got a big butt” #BBUK

“I wasn’t looking at feet, btw im bisexual are you one of the people ive come out to yet?” Worst housemate of all time #BBUK

If you want to see an example of someone protesting too much That was it Frankie been peaking at the toes #BBUK

Yas: I like McDonald’s Rochelle and Twinks: we don’t eat that but how can we make this about us anyway #BBUK

Yas yesterday: “Rochelle just cries over stupid things to get her way” Yas today bc she has to do washing up: #BBUK

When the quality of life he show is this low and it doesn’t play the theme song at 10 We don’t need the extra run time for nothing else to happen #BBUK

I’ve never been in the position where I want none of them to win I now hope it’s Catrin so the most boring one will win it and spend it on Dominos #BBUK

We went from Tiffany to them getting political and Rochelle’s manky toes We’ve peaked chat #BBUK

A fucking nail lamp I could literally not think of a more unnecessary item for a five day period #BBUK

“Who won’t you keep in contact with on the outside” Erm none of them tbh #BBUK

Frankie “It realised how much of a wanker you are and went for you” #BBUK

Why does she need a mattress for a bed she’s not sleeping on anymore? #BBUK

“They probably don’t want me now” Oh Omar, you didn’t need to add “now” We never wanted you #BBUK

Petition for all the months to be 28 days so they all start on the same day so it’s satisfying For the rest of the days left over we create a new month, call it Naptember and we all get the 29 days off Once every four years it’s a sleep year (formerly leap) and we get 30 What political powers do I need to make this happen?

AJ HATES him. She’s hitting him with the: #BBUK

“Every one of you wishes you could be in there” Sane, not fame hungry people who wouldn’t go through a humiliation ritual for momentary relevance: #BBUK