The ppl saying "I hope the economy crashes in a way that directly benefits me" you are aware this isn't what is going to happen?
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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REASONS YOU'RE STILL SINGLE:
You don't approach women.
You stare.
You fantasize.
You wait for the perfect moment.
Then watch another dude walk over and get her number.
You have ZERO game.
You text like a customer service representative.
"Hey."
"Wyd?"
"How was your day?"
Bro is trying to get laid with a questionnaire.
You put pretty women on a pedestal.
One cute face and your entire personality disappears.
You start acting like she's doing you a favor by breathing in your direction.
You're terrified of rejection.
So you never flirt.
Never make a move.
Never ask her out.
You've rejected yourself more times than women ever have.
You're boring as hell.
No hobbies. No adventures. No social life.
Your entire personality is scrolling, gaming, and watching porn.
Then you wonder why nobody wants to spend Saturday night with you.
You confuse attention with attraction.
She replies twice.
You start imagining a relationship.
She calls you sweet.
You start picking baby names.
Bro is in a relationship with his imagination.
You chase women who clearly don't want you.
Ignore women who actually show interest.
Then complain that dating is impossible.
Apparently rejection is your favorite hobby.
You want women to chase you.
Text first.
Flirt first.
Ask you out.
Make every move.
Bro wants to get laid while putting in the effort of a dead body.
You're not single because you're broke.
You're single because you're scared to play the game.
Get out of your room.
Talk to women. Flirt. Ask her out.
Take the rejection. Try again.
Nobody is coming to get you laid.
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My penis is stuck inside of a Gatorade bottle, help me @Gatorade
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Bitches will be like I’m such a fuckin miserable TWEAKER let’s get into a relationship with an earnest dude and ruin his perception of love
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Y’all be letting miscommunications ruin some great bonds instead of just talking it out like mature adults
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Our culture needs to relearn the old concept of tragedy. The fact that BPD causes such extreme fear of abandonment that its sufferers lash out and engineer crises that end up driving everyone they love away is a horrible tragedy. Downright Shakespearean.
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I would be kind of flattered if a woman attempted to baby trap me. I wouldn't even be that mad.
