Who the fuck takes a limo to burger king??? #ShitYouSeeInBrentwood
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MUGSHOT: arrested teen makes an odd request while being processed "can you please sepia filter this shot" "also can you hashtag it badass?"
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Just walked by a girl whose monogrammed backpack said "HPV". I believe I was vaccinated against her.
why the fuck are there people with hammers in my house at 8:30 in the fucking morning??????? #HaveSomeRespect #YaJackAss
recent studies show that if you blow me, you're less likely to develop a severe crack addiction. Science doesn't lie ladies. #GetToIt
The Malaysian plane probably went down cause some dude didnt turn off ALL of his electronic devices. #Truth






