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Chicago, IL
Joined May 2011
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i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX like + repost + follow me one random winner picked 48 hours from this tweet. no purchase necessary
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Caleb Town
Caleb Wilson's first career 30-piece & double-double. 30 points | 10-24 FG | 14 rebounds
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I always fly on American. Booked a flight today on united just to test it out.
JUST IN: United Airlines CEO reveals customers are switching from rival airlines specifically for Starlink Wi-Fi, as the carrier rapidly expands its rollout.
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What about New York and New Hampshire?
BREAKING: President Trump is calling for New Mexico to be renamed New America, effective immediately.
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Rioter + AK47 = ?
BREAKING: French police have encountered rioters and looters armed with AK47s and Scorpion submachine guns on the streets of Paris, Marseille and Lyon. The information comes from the Le Journal du Dimanche journalist Laura Tchekov, who says that her newspaper has received this information from sources within the DGSI, France’s main internal security agency. The weapons were carried by minors and young adults described as being part of organized crime groups but sometimes also close to the Islamist movement in France. The journalist says that not all armed rioters were arrested and that several of them remain on free foot. It’s believed that police officers refrained from making arrests as they thought they could be both outmanned and outgunned at the moment and that hundreds of people were on the streets, creating a risk of a shoot-out that could have resulted in a large number of wounded and dead.
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This is incredible.
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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WTF!? I thought they imposed a curfew. Where are the cops?
Following Rolex & Louis Vuitton... ...YVES SAINT LAURENT gets LOOTED as French protesters carry out AS MUCH AS THEIR ARMS CAN HOLD — ALARM BLARING at MIDNIGHT
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France ranks 4th in the world for nuclear warhead arsenals with 290 operational nuclear warheads. Only the US, China, and Russia have more. A serious plan is needed to ensure these “protesters” don’t get their hands on this—something they’ve always wanted.
BREAKING: Inspired by France, young second and third-generation migrants started looting stores in Milan, Italy around 2 hours ago. International mainstream media isn’t showing just how bad things are in Europe.
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“Sowers of chaos”
Aucune place pour la violence dans notre République. Ceux qui ont cassé, attaqué les préfectures comme les commerces, pillé jusqu’à nos mairies, seront poursuivis et punis. Aux forces de l’ordre, garantes du droit à manifester, je dis le soutien de la Nation. Nous ferons tous bloc face aux semeurs de chaos, qui ne cherchent qu’à abattre nos institutions et empêchent ceux qui expriment pacifiquement leurs revendications de le faire.
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What are we even doing here people? Banana Republic behavior.
#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar's staff got her birthdate changed officially after being elected to Congress.
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Ten years. Feels like 40.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton square off over Donald Trump's Taxes: "I Understand the Tax Code Better Than Anybody"
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I just upgraded from IPhone 17 Air to iPhone 18 Pro. Best IPhone to date and I’ve had them all.
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Shame we have to win it in Cleveland
Last night was SUPER LIT!!!! You had to stand up the majority of the game because ppl were standing all around you. I saw so many pumped happy fans, it was like a dream. No lie. I walked down to my section to welcoming fans🙏 it was a thing of beauty. #SOXCHIC SOX IN 5!!!
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Who is this #SoxChic mystery fan? He came to sit next to me in Houston said he had to do it. He was a little too close for comfort so I tried to fix him up w/ a Sox fan who liked him. We watched the game & he disappeared into the night before the game ended to catch a flight.
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high school in 2004
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Before today’s game, we want to wish an easy fast to those observing Yom Kippur.
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It’s no secret that @KPMG is the least legit of the Big 4.
Meet Yuen Lee, an assurance manager at KPMG. Earlier today, she was filmed calling a Jewish man a “Zionist pig” at Chelsea Piers Flatiron. Imagine being one of her Jewish colleagues at @KPMG.
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I like some of Bill Maher’s stuff
The prevailing view of so much of the young left in America is that we’re the worst country ever, so if someone attacks us, they can’t be all bad.
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I was 2 when this happened and I somehow remember this.
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