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tell a terrifying story in 3 words

here lies Dave Smith, inventor of pineapple on pizza taking no chances

what happened in 2021

DON'T PICK THE TOPPINGS OFF YOU'RE NOT AN ANIMAL

who wants pizza

I 🍕 just 🍕 do 🍕 the 🍕 social 🍕 media 🍕 i 🍕 can't 🍕 bring 🍕 back🍕 Hot 🍕 Dog 🍕 Stuffed 🍕 Crust🍕

eat some pizza

QUESTIONS does pineapple go on lasagne does pineapple go on jacket potato does pineapple go on toast

i bet whoever invented pineapple on pizza was really pleased with themself

PIZZA IS NOT A PICKY TEA

Family Guy > The Simpsons

I DON'T KNOW WHY THE BOXES ARE SQUARE WHEN THE PIZZAS ARE ROUND

what happened in 2002

so what should we stuff our crusts with

i'm not a pizza

tell me an embarrassing story in 3 words

show me impeccable taste

pizza pizza pizza

my top 5 least favourite pizza bases 1. BBQ 2. BBQ 3. BBQ 4. BBQ 5. BBQ

"i'll just get the ketchup" me: "thanks, bye"