"I have attempted to represent modest merit struggling with every difficulty to which a friendless orphan is exposed from his own want of experience, as well as from the selfishness, envy, malice, and base indifference of mankind."
Tobias Smollett - Preface to Roderick Random
"Restaurants these days are very noisy. It is as if restaurateurs believe that noise is proof of liveliness & sociability, & in such restaurants I, too, am forced to add to the noise by trying to make myself heard by the person next to me or across the table."
Theodore Dalrymple





























