Kelly Don

Wonder what this guy is up to

Wish this wasn’t true, sharing for support. I attempted to meet up with the girl I had been texting with at the bar last night….upon arrival I saw her sucking face with a guy dressed as kung fu panda. Safe to say the she rode the dragon warrior’s scroll

Giving a group presentation in 15 minutes and happened to be 8 beers deep because I’ll be damned if I’m showing up to the 6:00 pregame sober.

First Sherrone and now Stallions. What happened to the school I love?

Update: drunk DM’d her over the weekend and she never answered. Class today was super awkward. That’s baseball.

To drink, or not to drink, that is the question. #poetic

Just took 2 multivitamins. Hopefully those cancel out the 16 beers I’m going to drink tonight

Finally got my hoodie back from this girl. Anyone know her?

Got put into a group project with a hot Kappa for the next 4 weeks. At what point do I fire off a follow?

Prof has been sick and cancelled class all week. This white boy is having himself a great start to Thursday

Is this game? Lemme know.

Out of Zyns but my buddy gave me one 💰🤌🏻

And after 5 interviews I shockingly didn’t get the job. What a great process

Blacked out, girl who was in my bed wouldn’t do me, left my DoorDash on the porch. That’s a helluva Thursday

After 45 rides I just lost my 5 star rating on Lyft, and ofc it was to an Indian. Deport them all.

Got caught in a crazy lie during an interview and just kept lying my way out. Interviewer totally knew and kept making me go deeper. That’s baseball ⚾️

Spent $250 last night and just woke up hung as hell to my roommate vacuuming. Someone please put a pulled in my skull

BiBi Net, bring my DoorDash now.

Dunkin $6 meal deal please save me

Finally kicked last night’s Hu out… talk about over staying your welcome

Top 5 number of beers 5. 2 beers 4. 6 beers 3. 10 beers 2. 8 beers 1. 20 beers