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Talks like a gentleman

Big Rock Candy Mountain
Joined February 2020
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You’re still gonna be my wife
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bro are you seriously fearing the reaper
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Asking shorty her opinion on windows xp
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If my kids aren’t funny I’m sending them back
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White people love doing the robot and the worm
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Might be the worst timed skit of all time
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I love hearing people say my name
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Yes I play guitar, and yes I fucking suck. We exist
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Done sayin I’m done playing
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My sweet lady of waiahole
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Gonna tweet about the Chinese buffet until I lose all my online friends
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Check just hit, taking shorty to the Chinese buffet
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Baby I can make your dreams come true, if going to the Chinese buffet is your dream
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Is 11 am too early to hit da Chinese buffet?
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Urethra Franklin, live from orensanz
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When I got a lil too passionate about something I'm genuinely invested in so I can never speak to shorty again
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