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Alfie
@DownFrontArtist
There is no show without business.
New York. Paris. Hollywood.
Joined January 2010
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Alfie
@DownFrontArtist
5 Nov 2013
I will never give up on good.
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Alfie
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Nov 4
Well that does it now I've got to find another cult to join!
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Alfie
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Nov 3
I'm voting for Vodka this year!
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Alfie
@DownFrontArtist
Nov 1
Do you know what time it is asking for a friend. 馃槀
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Alfie
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Oct 30
We're worried our neighbor only put one hole in the Pumpkin.
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Oct 30
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Oct 30
My Gardener wore a MAGA hat for Halloween.
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Alfie
@DownFrontArtist
Oct 29
My kid is going to be a Pirate for Halloween. I asked where are your Buccaneers. He said under my Buckin Hat ! 馃巸
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Alfie
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Oct 29
I don't call the shots I just drink them.
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Alfie
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Oct 28
When Trump starts the Civil War i hope it's not rigged.
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Oct 28
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Alfie
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Oct 27
I'm voting for Trump because he says he's on the ballot 馃槀
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Alfie
@DownFrontArtist
Oct 25
I've had every side effect of every medication on T.V.
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Alfie
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Oct 25
People that are nice are the reason we can't have friends.
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Alfie
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Oct 25
Crazy people are the smartest people I've met!
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Alfie
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Oct 25
Who can remember Caddyshack 馃槀
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Alfie
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Oct 21
Money can't buy class but it can buy friends.
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Alfie
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Oct 20
Being nice today is known as a sign of weakness or that you want something.
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Alfie
@DownFrontArtist
Oct 20
Telling people how you're doing is known as Over sharing.
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Alfie
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Oct 20
I appreciate you is the new Thank You!
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Alfie
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Oct 19
My therapist gave me my money back again.
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