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Full-stack developer, WordPress Core Committer, Inventory/Order Fulfillment Geek, Halloween & Christmas lights fanatic(@LightsOn14th), & pilot.

Starke, FL
Joined December 2016
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Secret Santa Hat now at 100 countries in last 7 days. 43 today alone.
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A socialist making $60,000 a year tells Caleb Hammer she can’t afford a house and wants the government to buy her one. Then he asks how she eats, and it gets ugly for her real fast. SOCIALIST: “I’m allergic to kitchens.” CALEB HAMMER: “How do you eat?” SOCIALIST: “I get fed.” HAMMER: “Make that make sense. I need a little more information. So you eat out?” SOCIALIST: “Yes.” HAMMER: “For every meal. And you’re the one complaining about not being able to get a house.” SOCIALIST: “I can tell you how much like I pay for a meal.” HAMMER: “How much?” SOCIALIST: “Like 20 bucks.” HAMMER: “What the f*ck? That would be like 3 bucks on my meal plan.” SOCIALIST: “Am I not allowed to spend $20 a day?” HAMMER: “Listen, you can’t complain that you can’t save for anything if you’re choosing not to. It’s fine if you don’t want to. “If you would rather go out to eat, that’s fine. But then don’t complain that you didn’t get to save for retirement, that you didn’t get to save for a house. You made that choice, and that’s okay. But own it.” SOCIALIST: “But if the government provided those things…” HAMMER: “Why should they?” SOCIALIST: “Well, the government—” HAMMER: “You have no discipline. Why should they?” SOCIALIST: “Because there’s an intrinsic value to—” HAMMER: “Why should it be my responsibility to take care of you since you decided not to take care of yourself when you make good money?” She tries to change the subject to other people struggling. Hammer isn’t having it. HAMMER: “We’re talking about YOU, not other people right now. We’re on the YOU part of this. Why should I have to take care of YOU when YOU make $60,000 a year and YOU choose to blow it all?” SOCIALIST: “Because the, it’s, there’s an intrinsic value to building up your community.” HAMMER: “You’re not in my community.” Then Hammer asks her what percentage of federal income taxes the top 1% pays, and her answer says it all. Funny how the people demanding your money are always the worst at handling their own.
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We still haven’t forgotten about you.
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When you are out voting tomorrow, please remember my step dad who was killed in July by a South American who ran a stop sign. Her punishment = $30 traffic ticket.
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I mean, isn't that exactly how Cargill packages their gritty mystery ground beef???
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“Where are you going?” “To find my mother.” “Your mother’s dead son. She was killed by a Tusken Raider with 38 prior arrests, who was let out on cashless bail, by a woke district attorney.”
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Replying to @CPW_SW
We all know the type of driver this douche is
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting in Texas after a Black male driver who slammed into a fire captain at 103 MPH, K*LLING him just hours after the birth of his FIFTH CHILD... ...was just sentenced to only SIX MONTHS in jail and PROBATION!!! Yes, you read that right. He pleaded guilty to intoxication manslaughter, and he’ll spend about six months in jail. On May 11th, 2025, Mother’s Day, Captain Marvin Taylor III's wife gave birth to their fifth baby at an Austin hospital. Marvin left the hospital to go pick up his other children so they could meet their new sibling. He never made it. At 1:05AM, he was stopped at a red light on East Koenig Lane. According to court records, that’s when a Dodge Durango came flying down the road and rear-ended his van at 103 MPH... the speed limit was 45. The crash sent Marvin’s van sliding 150 feet into a median. He passed away right there at the scene. The man who k*lled him is Rodney Bremby, he was completely drunk. He was booked on a $103,000 bond... and he bonded out within DAYS. In August, he pleaded guilty to Intoxication Manslaughter with a Vehicle, a second-degree felony. And this week, the sentence came down. 6 months in jail. 10 years of probation. 403 hours of community service. Those 403 hours were the family’s request, it was Marvin’s badge number. Now FIVE CHILDREN will grow up without their father, and the man who did it gets 6 month in prison. Say his name. Captain Marvin Taylor III. WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
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Should I try to build my own MongoDB Atlas? No. Am I doing it anyway? Yes. Replica Sets 😅
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Halloween is great and all, but Nov 1 watching doorbell cams of low class behavior is great too
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Can we shame the grifters that see something on reddit or tiktok then come to twitter with a slight variation and presenting it as their idea
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Opie has no soul
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🚨WHAT ON EARTH?!! A Nashville TEACHER OF THE YEAR walked away from her career because she says the district ORDERED HER TO FABRICATE A STUDENT’S GRADE. She refused, so they went into the system and CHANGED IT THEMSELVES. According to the teacher, a student didn’t finish a project so Hardcastle (the teacher) gave the grade the student earned... a failing grade. Then a parent came in and SAT IN THE OFFICE FOR HOURS until that grade changed. Three administrators huddled up and decided the AWARD-WINNING TEACHER was the problem. She still refused to change the grade. So they overrode her and changed it ANYWAY. She quit in May and put all of it in a three-page resignation letter. It’s public. Read it yourself. She calls it GRADE FABRICATION. And then she stood up in front of the school board and said the quiet part into a microphone: “Statistics are being skewed to protect the district, not our children.” Our kids can’t read. Can’t write. Can’t do basic math. ...but the SCHOOL METRICS LOOK GREAT. AND SHE IS NOT THE ONLY ONE. WSMV4 Investigates pulled the internal emails of Diana Wills, a math teacher at Overton High. Administrators told her she had to give FAILING STUDENTS a PASSING GRADE because she "hadn’t notified their parents first..." She put her refusal in writing: “What is being done is unethical and could very well be interpreted as illegal.” THE DISTRICT SUSPENDED HER. She’s suing them right now. At MNPS, when a teacher and an administrator disagree about a grade, THE ADMINISTRATOR WINS. Not the person who taught the class. Not the person who graded the work. The bureaucrat whose numbers go UP when your kid passes. HOMESCHOOL YOUR KIDS!!!!!
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Bruh
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🚨DEAR GOD!!! Police BEGGED a liberal prosecutor IN WRITING to keep an ILLEGAL ALIEN with 40+ charges locked up... ...he walked ANYWAY then 9 MONTHS later he st*bbed a 41-year-old woman to DE*TH at a bus stop in Virginia. Meet Abdul Jalloh, 32. A Sierra Leone national who DHS says was in this country ILLEGALLY. DHS says he had been arrested MORE THAN 30 TIMES. 7News found MORE THAN 40 CHARGES in Fairfax County alone… ranging from R*PE to ASSAULT. In almost EVERY SINGLE CASE, Commonwealth's Attorney Steve Descano's office DROPPED THEM. 2018: R@PE — DROPPED 2023: Malicious wounding — DROPPED 2024: Malicious wounding — DROPPED 2024: Steal property from a person — DROPPED A Fairfax police bond alert said he had over 100 INVOLVEMENTS with the department. In May 2025, Fairfax County police emailed Descano's office and BEGGED THEM TO KEEP HIM LOCKED UP. He walked ANWAY. POLICE WERE LITERALLY WARNING PROSECUTORS THAT THEY BELIEVED THIS MAN WAS GOING TO SERIOUSLY HURT SOMEONE AGAIN. Just a few months later… ...on February 23, 2026, Stephanie Minter stepped off a bus on Richmond Highway. Police say Jalloh stepped off that same bus with her. She was found in the bus shelter with multiple st*b wounds to her upper body. She passed away right there. Fairfax County's own POLICE CHIEF, Kevin Davis, says her m*rder was "entirely preventable." And it wasn't just the county. ICE says it held Jalloh for 702 days back in 2018… then had to release him after a judge ruled he couldn't be sent back to Sierra Leone. EVERY LEVEL had a shot at this man. Now Cheryl Minter, Stephanie's mom, has filed a RECALL PETITION AGAINST THE PROSECUTOR!!!!! She says she found out AFTER burying her daughter that police had been warning this office about him for months. Her petition reads: "Thirty times the system had a chance to stop him, and then let him go." WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!
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