People are so stupid these days.

Dear marketing + influencers, stop using the word iconic.

During a meeting when they say that is a really good question, it usually means they don’t know the answer

What is going on with escalator repair in this country?!

Just remember the Dems who misled their peers to not vote for Harris due to Palestine. Well done. We told you.

We keep debating whether to extend ACA subsidies, but why are insurers charging so much that subsidies are required? How many yachts do healthcare execs need? #corporategreed

Elon really F'd this platform up

Has anyone thought to send Chuck Norris to take out Hamas?

The great thing about escalators is that if they break down they just become stairs

Jimmy Kimmel was nothing compared to Rush Limbaugh when it comes to speaking out against an administration and party, but they gave him a medal. Just shows the complete lack of integrity of MAGA.

Everyone should try to slow down the habit of scoring cheap political points

Claiming that the left’s rhetoric caused Kirk’s assassination is the same thing as stating Kirk’s rhetoric caused his assassination. To be clear.

It's an exhausting time to be a devil's advocate.

I’m kinda jealous when I learn an animal’s life span exceeds mine. Sea turtles have all the luck.

This feud was 1000000% predictable. Trump does this with everyone. It’s one reason he’s completely unfit.

Rudely cancelling plans last minute is at an all-time high

Normalize air drums on treadmills