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10x certified Salesforce Developer/Architect | Leader of @sfdcinnyc

Wayne, NJ
Joined April 2008
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I say this every four years but I would much rather watch a First Ladies debate. Melania would be like I’m the most beautiful woman in America and I won’t be ashamed of my body and Doug Emhoff would be like I defended the Taco Bell chihuahua in court
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HARRIS: Let’s build 3 million new homes TRUMP: Let’s do a national day of violence POLLS: Statistically tied
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Addendum: These two septuagenarians will certainly retire if Trump is elected... and they will be replaced with younger movement conservatives... meaning this 6-3 conservative super-majority will extend to the next generation and a half.
Justice Clarence Thomas is 75. Justice Alito is 74. They are getting older and will retire soon. If Biden is re-elected and they retire, he gets to select their successors meaning a liberal Supreme Court. That’s a good reason to vote for Biden in 2024.
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Oh hey here’s a session I really need! Desperately 🥴. Thank you, @DrewCPU!
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Are you going to be in NYC this week for Salesforce Tour and want to spend the day before doing hands-on workshops around AI and Data Cloud? Well I have the event for you! invite.salesforce.com/ainowt…
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Republicans: Democrats were the confederates. Democrats: Okay, we are taking down our statues. Republicans: NO!! THAT'S OUR HERITAGE!!!
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Attending @Dreamforce #DF23? Join me at the (mostly) annual @DF_Bacon_BFast on 9/13 7-9am PT. Event proudly sponsored by @activecampaign @kanderconsult & @llamasite. All proceeds benefit @ProjectNightx2! Get all the details and purchase your ticket here: buff.ly/3QZKAgt
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So great seeing everyone tonight! Thanks to @ThirdRepublic for hosting us tonight and @CloudJedi__c for his fantastic presentation. Can't wait for the next one!
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Ohio, if you haven’t voted yet, today's your last chance! Here’s what you need to know: ⏰Polls are open till 7:30PM tonight. 🪪ID rules have changed. Check the requirements before you go. 🗳Find your polling location: ohiosos.gov/elections/voters…
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If Emperor Palpatine can get thrown down a reactor shaft for the crimes of illegal cloning, mass Jedi murder, building and using planet-destroying death lasers to take over the Galaxy, then ANY of us could be next. This political persecution must stop.
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When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.
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I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it further.
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I have a question for anyone working at Salesforce. Please DM me if you have a moment. 🙏
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Two weeks ago, I had four precious 12-year-old girls, including my daughter, with me at the county fair. They were getting blue Icees and corndogs for the walk to the car and ride home. (1/21)
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Great to be with the NYC Salesforce MVPs, Trailblazers, DataFam, and Muleys. ❤️
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Bittersweet announcement but after an amazing 2 years as an infectious disease expert I am moving on. I am now an expert in no-fly zones and Eastern European affairs. Excited to make the most of this new opportunity.
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I saw these on Facebook and I laughed so hard as I was reading them to @catstaggs that I started crying and became unintelligible. Do I figured you might like the laugh too
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