@DrunkAt12

🕛 Equality, 🙃 lols and 🎉 fun times! Author of "The Rich Cheat". By day: drinking By night: ending inequality In-between: solving ancient mysteries

Ballarat, Australia
Joined August 2016
There are 3 types of people in this world. Fucked up and unaware Fucked up and dealing with it Fucked up and in denial.
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When billionaires let other billionaires pay for your wedding... suddenly this is shit you do not understand and feels a bit off
The billionaire Trump family got a Russian oligarch to pay for Don Jr.’s wedding? They're doing corruption for the love of the game @JoshJohnson
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#Greenland Michael McFaul, a former US ambassador to Russia under Barack Obama, said it appeared that Trump had “reaffirmed the security relationship we already had” with Denmark, “but he’s trumpeting it as some radical breakthrough”.
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I'm missing home. Everything about this trip is off
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🇨🇳 A Chinese university just casually demonstrated a real jetpack on campus Writer: Sol
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I will fight in wars for gay penguins
“Just because it happens in nature does NOT make it natural.” @iamsambee #TDS30
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.@JoshJohnson and Daily Show writer Joe Opio discuss what we lose when we outsource everything to AI
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Not really a developing habit - I am gone tomorrow - but I'm heading out on my second 7/11 vodka run of the day.
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Too many Aussies confuse colour with culture. Go to Scotland and hear 3rd generation Indian immigrants speak with a thick accent and you might start understanding
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AuDHD. Going to 7/11 (Japan) to get vodka, sober in the morning. But then somehow deciding I am not drunk enough yet to go back and buy more. Coping rules trumping logic.
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Trump seems to understand what a loss is, but won't accept he is running the US at a loss. He knows what good credit is because he struggled to find any bank that would give him a loan.
Trump just had a mental breakdown over his own Fed Reserve Chairman, Kevin Warsh, raising interest rates.
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I think Sharri might have a book out.
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Tonight is a crazy stereotypical Google party planned by AI give us something Japanese Now is dawn drinking in a motel on a tropical island in my undies.
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The Victorian government is reviewing a new social housing proposal that would match willing homeowners with spare rooms to people in need of free accommodation, after data revealed there were 1.7 million unused bedrooms across the state. news24.com.au/business/real-…
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.@JoshJohnson on Daejon Love: "Roses are red, violets are blue. Girl, I'm trying to get three thousand dollars from you."
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Rant-A-Car: the only rental car service for your unhinged TikTok rants #TDS30
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4am just woke up. Motel in Hachijō-jima. Zero night life (zero English) so drinking solo. Passed out trying to get drunk enough to make a song on Koala. Now back on it.
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My iPad didn't charge in those 6 hours. Something is off.
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Woke at 6pm. Drunk. Staggering drunk, after a 6 hour nap. Things are off.
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