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Don't take Nurtec if you're allergic to it

@Dude_Abiding_

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Sabres after dark!
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I had to Narcan @NassauExec twice in an Applebee's restroom.
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My man's aging like Kid Rock.
KnightsMuse (@KnightsMuse_) profile pictureKnightsMuse
@KnightsMuse_Oct 27
Jack the losing streak can’t be this bad. 🥀
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Do you even bask in the light of Ms. Lee, bro?
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The boomers that treat the NextDoor app like Facebook absolutely fascinate me. Like, thanks for the selfie of you and the gals at the local bowling alley, Cheryl. Make sure you have a ride home!
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This is how an employee ends up bringing a g*n to work. What a shitbag.
Underdog NBA (@UnderdogNBA) profile pictureUnderdog NBA
@UnderdogNBAOct 23
Knicks sent a "phishing email" disguised as a championship ring offer to Madison Square Garden employees. Those that clicked the fake link were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to "help satisfy some of [James] Dolan's cybersecurity concerns." (via @joevardon)
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Cannot connect to games in 3's. Can you please fix this shitty server....again. @EASPORTSNHL
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Petey tried to lift it himself after a fifth of Jack. Whoops. @PeteHegseth
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 22
Pete Hegseth demanded his team to bring Eisenhower's globe in his office, despite warnings that only historians should move the iconic globe. His staff dropped it and broke it.
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:: screams in renal failure ::
Unusual Nuggets (@unusualnuggets) profile pictureUnusual Nuggets
@unusualnuggetsOct 21
Trying Chinese Food at 3AM in the most dangerous part of Baltimore.
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It really do be like that.
Go Bills (@GoBills91) profile pictureGo Bills@GoBills91Oct 21
Go Bills
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Clocked
Kelly (@kellycucca) profile pictureKelly@kellycuccaOct 20
white guys be like fair enough
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Can we please airdrop this bitch in Gaza already?
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Each day, we stray a little further from God's light.
L.A.B. Golf (@labgolfputters) profile pictureL.A.B. Golf
@labgolfputtersOct 20
Case closed. The limited L.A.B. Squatch Collection is here.
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Don't take Nurtec if you're allergic to it retweeted
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Ron@TeetMeOct 19
Charlotte homies: I’m coming into town this weekend. Please send food recs and other places I should checkout while I’m there. Going to the Hornets/Heat game Saturday and Panthers/Bucs Sunday. Really hope to see some of yall around
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Does this entire organization have CTE?
Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) profile pictureIan Rapoport
@RapSheetOct 19
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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Dementia
Travis Akers 🇺🇸 (@travisakers) profile pictureTravis Akers 🇺🇸
@travisakersOct 17
Secret Service had to scramble and chase down Trump to bring him back when he wandered past his car after his rally.
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Get this wook to WSMFP.
Lucas🤓✨ (@EarthlingATLien) profile pictureLucas🤓✨@EarthlingATLienOct 16
Still on the hunt for a 10/23 Widespread ticket for Milwaukee!! Anywhere in the room! Cash or trade listings get snatched up so quick I can’t seem to get one!!!
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Hey @EASPORTS, I just played an NHL game where my teammate told me to "kill yourself, faggot." I reported the content and got an email 3 minutes later saying no action will be taken. Is this sort of comment acceptable to your "well-trained dedicated team?"
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@EASPORTSNHL ?
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