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The Rebel Flag doesn't mean "the south will rise again" anymore.
Now it means "Meth is available for sale at this double-wide trailer."
Most people that put their $100 deposit on their Trump phones still haven't received them.
Orders and deposits were accepted June of 2025.
Trump's war with Iran has doomed Republicans, but he was forced to keep oil prices high to help Putin fund his war with Ukraine.
If Trump could lower prices without upsetting Putin he would have done it before the election.
MAGAs: "Obama is such an elitist for making fun of Cheesecake Factory."
Trump: "Real estate prices being outrageous is good because I own tons of real estate."
If the Republicans get wrecked in the mid-terms like predicted, Trump will blame it on the candidates.
I appreciate how this trend is increasing.
Trump's Hitler-style rallies are the only thing he actually likes about being president, and ruining them for him is a wonderful ambition.
American taxpayers will have to pay for Flavio Bolsonario's family to live in absolute luxury for the rest of his life.
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We’ve always known. Letterman was so good at this. Yeah, he’s a racist. (And no, not Letterman)
Remember when Jeanine Pirro tried to charge a guy with a felony when he threw a Subway sandwich at a cop?
And when the grand jury wouldn't indict she charged him with a misdemeanor?
And he was found not guilty because the cop lied on the stand?



















