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-Likes Max. -Searching for the option13 since '94. -If you start with "I mean", or say "literally" too much, you're a fvcking idiot

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Joined May 2023
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The drivers who lost most poles to their teammates: 1- Hamilton, 57. 2- Barrichello, 47. Two ways to explain this stat. - Rosberg, Bottas, Russell, etc. are like Senna. - Hamilton drove the best car for a much longer time than anyone else in the history, by far.
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So...Lewis runs leclerc off track 5 sec penalty for Leclerc Antonelli passes Lewis Lewis given his place back under the RedFlag 😆😆😆 Some cult will try and tell you FiA is against their greatest fraud
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Replying to @F1GuyDan
Lewis Hamilton first driver in history to be pushed off the track while being on the inside, the 🐐
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Kimi crying brought me to tears. Tantissimi auguri, giovanotto. Sei stato proprio stupendo. 🍾🏆🇮🇹 #F1 #MexicoGP
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In the last 800 races, only three drivers above the age of 40 got pole position (Mansell 1994, Schumacher 2012, Hamilton 2026). Reaction: "Age doesn't matter" Do I need to explain why this makes no sense, and only proves that the age matters??
Lewis Hamilton has just become the fifth-oldest driver to secure a pole position in Formula 1 Proving that age is just a number
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And the oldest driver to set pole time for the last 56 years (since Brabham in 1970) also the best driver of this same period, Schumacher in 2012. So, it proves that the age is important. Not as important as in let's say 100m sprint, but much more important than in golf, etc.
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Another fun fact, In all these 3 poles, their teammates were in P3 (Hill, Rosberg, Leclerc). So, they were not driving midfielders in any of those days. @F1BigData , that's how you aNaLyze BiG dAtA :((
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And another 40+ came closer in Canada2003, Alonso. The thing is, these 4 are also rated in top 10 of all time greats by many people and they were driving very quick cars those days. So, simply age is not only a number, if you think it is, you're a fvcking mor0n
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бля культ спрашивает зачем люсе за два года выучить пару фраз по-итальянски и иностранному пилоту в доме феррари это нахуй не надо ну хз ребят. даже не говоря на языке ради приличия можно пару предложений выучить и рядом человека поставить, чтобы подсказывал раз уж люся дислексик
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Imola 2000 : Schumacher in dirty air pulled out a 15-second advantage on Barrichello who clean air after just 12 laps. Another Sunday in the office for Michael, winning a race against a faster car (Coulthard jumped Barrichello in the pits and gapped him by ~40 seconds btw). 🐐
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Fun fact: Hamilton's hard were fresher (41 laps) at the end of AD2021 than his softs (46 laps) in Singapore2026.
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The feedback is coming from the sensors, not by the drivers. Do these mor0ns think that Hamilton is driving in a special way that makes the aero sensors work better? LMAOO
Lewis is now the test driver trying to help the team whilst Charles just goes about his business. Maybe they don’t believe in Charles so trust Lewis more to give valuable feedback to bring the best possible car for next season.
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Another proof on why CultLH is ret@hrded. Rosberg is the 3rd most winning driver of the last 13 years despite he retired 10 years ago. And CultLH's response is the win count of Hamilton who's still racing now. Do I need to explain to this monkee why he's ret@hrded?
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So if you remove Max from the 2023 season and you redistribute his positions Perez has 6 wins with one of the most dominant cars oat Norris has a surprisingly good 5 wins tally Alonso, Hamilton and Leclerc all have 3 each Bumass Russell has zero 😭😭😭😭😭
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All are worthless, coz it's down to him having driven the best car for a longer time than anyone else in the history by far He even has the record of losing most poles to teammates, which proves it. The last one is funny. So he couldn't win multiple WDCs in different teams LOL
The best driver of all time? What 🤣🤣
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The mind of a CultLH member. Yeah, such an innovative mind, dating a 45+ yo former p0rnstar who'd had kids with a nazi sympathizer LOL
And he is so scared to admit that. Dutch tortill is a racist, fossilised, prehistoric, nostalgia chasing idiot, who only likes Max and hates Lewis because Max represents the old ideals in the world - and he is scared of innovation and change - something Lewis stands for.
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It's big 2026, and Hamilton fans talking about "quali specialist teammates" while Bottas is getting smashed both on Saturdays and Sundays.
Replying to @FormulAnalyst
You need to retire this gimmick. Antonelli had a fast teammate with a car capable of poles from the start. Verstappen never had a quali specialist teammate
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We know that CultLH is mor0n, and can't accept that Max won 2021 despite worse car and luck. But these mor0ns can't even do simple math. How can a guy born in 1985 be 38yo in 2021?
And still almost lost to max 😬 Despite him being 38 years old, and in inferior machinery
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This tweet is hilarious, should've been a big hit
Replying to @LeQuickest
Me: "Hamilton is past his prime, he sucks" CultLH: "No, he's still in his prime" Me: "Great, then he's always sucked LOL"
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Ret@hrded take of the day : "Nobody in f1 regards Max a better driver than Lewis" Laugh at this fvcking mor0n LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ret@hrded mor0nic fvckhead , I wonder how he's watching races. fvcking pathetjc shjthead LOL
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LOL, that reT@rded F@gghot blocked me after this, LOL
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