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Dylan

@DylanBaer

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 Bozeman, MT
Joined May 2014
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Please help, man needs his boat! 🙏🏻 – at West Des Moines, IA
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Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
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would be neat to see the view count on this bad boy @RoyalCaribbean @elonmusk
Dylan (@DylanBaer) profile pictureDylan@DylanBaer3 Apr 2018
Please help, man needs his boat! 🙏🏻
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"nyan" Minecraft pocket edition
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frog and the dog
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are you trying to take ur mom to space?
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk11 Jun 2022
33 Raptor rocket engines, each producing 230 metric tons of force
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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rookie
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MrBeast (@MrBeast) profile pictureMrBeast
@MrBeast10 May 2022
Replying to @MrBeast
This tweet popped off, here’s the analytics if you’re curious
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whoever at Walmart decided to force old ladies to check out and bag their own groceries is a sociopath
How you gonna be in college and not know that teeth ain't bones
The fact we were able to outlaw tiny magnets and not nicotine seems like something more people should be upset about
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ain't no one care about earth day no more :( not even one happy earth day :(:(
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friendly 4/20 reminder
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wow someone got a full night of sleep before i went to bed
KCCI News (@KCCINews) profile pictureKCCI News@KCCINews17 Apr 2022
What would be the fallout if Democrats lose Iowa's first-in-the-nation caucuses? kcci.com/article/des-moines-…
What would be the fallout if Democrats lose Iowa's first-in-the-nation caucuses?

What would be the fallout if Democrats lose Iowa's first-in-the-nation caucuses?

Iowa Democrats now have to apply and make their case to the DNC as to why the Iowa caucuses should remain first.

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my new random roommate has started buying the same foods as me and cooking the same meals as me and honestly idk if i should be scared or flattered
people profiting from selling plants=bad government profiting from selling plants=good?
Niccoya (@niccoyat) profile pictureNiccoya
@niccoyat1 Apr 2022
Idk, if you make weed legal I think it would be time to let the people in jail for it.. idk.. out?
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do you guys even remember spending 100k on office supplies and spaghetti works
Waukee CSD (@WaukeeCSD) profile pictureWaukee CSD@WaukeeCSD30 Mar 2022
Waukee CSD has received, for the 17th time, the Certificate of Excellence in Financial Reporting from ASBO International. Congratulations to our Business Office!
https://waukeeschools.org/news/2022/03/waukee-community-school-district-receives-certificate-of-excellence-in-financial-reporting-coe/

ALT https://waukeeschools.org/news/2022/03/waukee-community-school-district-receives-certificate-of-excellence-in-financial-reporting-coe/

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tweets like these make me question whether or not everyone should be allowed to vote
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@slvppy29 Mar 2022
how tf outer space dark but the sun up there, i swear someone is lying
that's a big dog
matt murdock (@slutdotna) profile picturematt murdock@slutdotna9 Mar 2022
I want to pet this moose so badly but also I somewhat value my life
the audio☠️
bambino (@bambino2678) profile picturebambino@bambino26786 Mar 2022
corydon iowa
finding out that we were going to have Mrs. Y as a sub was the best and that was 10 years ago
Waukee CSD (@WaukeeCSD) profile pictureWaukee CSD@WaukeeCSD9 Mar 2022
"I failed retirement" Myrittis Yontz has spent close to 50 years as an educator!! Mrs. Y is currently subbing in our district and has a powerful perspective to share. We appreciate her dedication to our students!
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