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Reporter for @ctvottawa 🎙🎥 Footy banter ⚽️ From #LdnOnt 🇨🇦

Ottawa, Ontario
Joined September 2011
Dylan Dyson retweeted
The 2005 leveraged Man United takeover made the club an empty husk, bled dry by vulture capitalists. Becoming the weekly butt of everyone else's joke was accelerated by the equally hopeless INEOS-led front. Until that changes, anything else is rearranging the Titanic deck chairs.
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Dylan Dyson retweeted
Forget Michael Carrick and all the rest of it. Manchester United, now and for a while, are a consequence of the disgraceful moment in May 2005 that should never have been allowed to occur. Took two decades but the chickens are very much home and roosting
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Dylan Dyson retweeted
"Sell United and f*k off home" sing MUFC fans, the only good thing about the club right now. And it's right. The Glazers have made their money many times over for 21 years. Fans never wanted it and that takeover should never have been allowed. Do the right thing: sell up and go.
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"I think we all underestimate how rubbish the Glazers are." A scathing assessment of Manchester United's owners from @mjshrimper.
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It’s evident that a number of Sens players do not like Brady Tkachuk.
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What a game for the Ottawa Senators. They wanted to prove that they’re worth winning with and did so in a big way. They should play Brady every game.
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Jerseys are raining down onto the ice after Brady goes at it with Cozens in front of the Sens bench. Looked like strong words were exchanged.
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Brady's first shift of the game ends with him being sat down in the corner by Zub, to the crowd's delight.
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Brady (and the fans') reaction during the Sens video tribute to their former captain.
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People have to be purposefully misreporting birthdays on July 1 & 2. Why such an outlier? 332nd and 222nd ranked respectively when almost all the days either side fall within the top 100? Not buying it. Guess no one wants to share their birthday with an entire country 🤷🏻‍♂️
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March 2nd for me - 244th most common day in Canada. Birthday pals with Dr. Seuss, Jon Bon Jovi, Luke Combs, Daniel Craig, and CTV Ottawa’s Connor England.
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Serious concerns in how Carrick is coaching United out of possession. Unorganized & disjointed press, little to no intensity, always losing 2nd balls, and huge spaces left for opposing teams to stroll into. United are so easy to play through, it’s shocking.
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Wow ‼️👀 not often you hear a player criticize his boss’s boss. Maybe it’s a tactic for Martinez to begin to force his way out? But this is also a criticism of his teammates, who he is saying aren’t good enough to compete in the Champions League. Amazing stuff…
Lisandro Martínez did NOT hold back after United's loss to Atletico 😬👀
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Dylan Dyson retweeted
Manchester United have played 7 domestic games this season, won 1, conceded 3 goals in 90+ min, lost 4 different leads, lost from a 2-0 position, faced 10 men twice and taken 1 point from them. The situation is going only going one way and it's going there very fast.
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The inability of Man United to play against 10 men - which is inexcusable - is fully on the team’s leadership, notably Carrick, Fernandes, & Maguire.
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