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Life’s swinging hard, but I’m swinging harder! 😈 https://nitter.cf/t.co/LfJt9jGNNe

United States
Joined August 2009
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
new ak giveaway #2 like + retweet
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
Kansas City is really on another planet when it comes to sports fandom. The difference between #1 KC and #2 Boston is greater than the difference between Boston and #15 Los Angeles.
The Heart of America 🇺🇸 Kansas City, Boston and Austin lead the way as Top Local Markets for FIFA World Cup 2026™ on FOX and FS1. 🏆⚽️📺
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
Septic Pneumonia is a brutal sickness Ben Askren got it in May 2025 and had a double lung transplant. I got the same sickness in November 2025 and didnt have a lung transplant. I still struggle to breathe when exercising. i cant believe he just wrestled 6 hard minutes, incredible
Ben Askren just retired after his wrestling match against Belal Muhammad “Every single day I wake up and thank God for the chance to do it one more time.”
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
Wanna rep one of these replica basketball jerseys from The Lost Game? 🚨 RT for your chance to win 🚨
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
mfs was tagging @CounterStrike for years asking "WHEN CACHE?!?!" and now it's literally everyone's first ban in premier 😭😭😭 unserious community
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
Zlatan is Zlatan, but finding out he has a super wealthy girlfriend of over 20 years, she's ten years older than him, they have two sons together, and she hasn't agreed to marry him yet, tells me she's actually the baddie in the relationship
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december
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Said it once…and we’ll say it again 🇺🇸
We don't believe in Belgium waffles
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
IF YOU WANNA BE FIRED UP JUST WATCH THIS EDIT THE USMNT SOCIAL TEAM COOKED UP! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
The Balogun news has really made me aware of how much the whole US is paying attention to this World Cup The group chats are completely on fire, people are talking about it in the street, breaking news on local news stations, it’s wild
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
USA allegations this World Cup so far: - Corruption - Super team - Steroids - Paid refs Soccer is only the 4th most popular sport in America btw 😭🦅🦅
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“This won’t get overturned...” “You must be new here…” “Stick to NFL…” BALOGUN IS FREEEE 🇺🇸🦅
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
BREAKING: Folarin Balogun's one-game suspension has been lifted; will be available to play in the Round of 16, per @AdamCrafton_
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
Cape Verde… Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
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US against the world.
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Biggest US win over Bosnia since the Boston Major
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WE DON'T EVEN NEED 11 MEN. DON'T RUN BIH 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅
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