Etienne BEUREUX🐀 (@EBeureux) profile picture

My opinions are my own

Ile-de-France, France
Joined January 2013
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i *loathe* ai. loathe. *& also* the way many post about it shows a real lack of comprehension on the insidious, inescapable, multi-pronged ways it has infiltrated professions beyond matters of individual choice (outside of leaving profession or almost any money-backed situation)
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We regret to inform you that Teams and Outlook are coming back online after a global outage. Please enjoy your 900 emails and meetings that could have been an email. malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2…
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Microsoft trolling is on another level. Awesome.
What's one Al habit beginners should build early on?
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Ca fonctionne bien d'arrêter le nucléaire dis donc 👆
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Kicking them while they are down. Love it.
LibreOffice actually works 365 days a year. Just saying.
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Yeah man
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how fucking stupid is it that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing all our data to sell us Ads.
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There is literally a f*cking Black Mirror episode on this very topic. At some point the Torment Nexus jokes write themselves. And now we are at the point were they don't even have to write themselves anymore. @MrEwanMorrison
An AI app that lets you comunicate with dead relatives.
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All-hands meeting, three weeks before the IPO. CEO: We are going to cure cancer, Alzheimer’s, heart disease and mental illness. In under a decade. Room: applause CEO: Step one. SWE-bench. Room: nodding CEO: Step two. The coding agent runs for 30 hours without stopping. VP: Incredible for patients. CEO: Step three. Terminal-Bench. Intern: Sorry, quick question. Why don’t we talk to the people who have worked on these diseases for decades and ask them what they need? CEO: Who are you? Intern: The intern. I just think the bottleneck might be trials, or wet lab time, or patient data. Probably not how fast we merge pull requests. CEO: Step four. The agent opens its own pull requests. Room: applause Intern: One oncologist could tell us in an hour if any of this is on the path. CEO: Why are you still here? Intern: Most Alzheimer’s drugs failed after they hit the target. They just didn’t help patients. A faster agent doesn’t fix that. CEO: Can someone find out who this is? Room: applause CEO: Step five. A better coding agent.
Dario Amodei says cancer, Alzheimer’s, heart disease, and mental illness will be relics of the past in less than a decade, and that "we can create an age of miracles" “You know, if today we look at things like cancer, Alzheimer’s, heart disease, mental illness, these will be relics of the past in, I think, less than a decade." "And I believe that the company which gets the risks right will also be the company that has the license to operate that society trusts and society believes can build the benefits in the right way." "I think if we do this right, we can create an age of miracles where humanity is able to solve problems that have eluded us for millennia." "We have to make sure that all the risks, all the ways that things can go wrong with this technology, we very carefully address those risks as we bring the benefits, and as we have a viable business at the same time.”
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🚨ALERTE INFO : Selon les experts, nous sommes passés d'un macron en 2017 à 6 macrons en 2026. Les experts prédisent que d'ici décembre il y aura plus de 40 macrons en circulation et estiment atteindre le million de macrons en 2028 (info)
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Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate.
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I've seen a lot of stupid/disgusting shit in all the time I spent on this site. But I've never been this close to quitting than by that the contorsions of the AI/Tech Bros to find excuses to the shovel-seller in chief cheating on his wife with a spy by attacking her on her looks.
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The combo of raw, sewage-level misogyny with the usual elephant-sized dose of billionnaire dicksucking is awe-inspiring in a creepy way.
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I need this on a t-shirt (3XL of course)
This. So much this. 🍕
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computer science 1950--2022: eliminate all non-determinism computer science 2026: set temperature=0.8 and see if bug vibes mellow, if not ask computer to try something random
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Etienne BEUREUX🐀 retweeted
The challenges posed by #ArtificialIntelligence and unregulated automation can put countless jobs at risk and become a real threat to proper integral human development. Technology must always be subject to ethics; an algorithm cannot replace human discernment or a worker's value. Access to work for all must be a high priority for public policies and economic processes, serving as a criterion for evaluating the human quality of any development model. #ApostolicJourney #Argentina
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What it’s like posting about cybersecurity the last few months
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How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is A Spy:
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On rappelle que quand une personnalité se proclame "Ni de gauche, ni de droite", c'est qu'elle est de droite.
🔴🇫🇷FLASH - Emmanuel #Macron se déclare « très heureux » de la candidature de Teddy #Riner, « ni de gauche ni de droite », comme lui-même l’affirmait en 2016. Autour du judoka : Philippe #Véran, soutien historique de Macron dès 2016, et l’ex-ministre macroniste François #Braun...
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