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Federal Capital Territory, Nig
Joined June 2011
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Alwan Hassan wehdone ooooo
APC Campaign Council Dissolves Previous Spokespersons, Names Only Yari, Alake and Idris to Speak The All Progressives Congress (APC) Presidential Campaign Council has dissolved all previously announced spokespersons and ruled that only three people will henceforth speak on its behalf: the campaign’s Director-General, Senator Abdulaziz Yari; Minister of Solid Minerals Dele Alake (official Spokesperson); and Minister of Information and National Orientation Alhaji Mohammed Idris. In a press statement issued by Rt. Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila, Chief of Staff to the President and Deputy Director-General (Administration) of the Council, the body said the changes were made “to ensure more cohesive, disciplined, and effective public engagement.” All earlier persons who had been authorized to speak in that capacity are to dissolve into the Directorate of Media and Strategic Communications as ordinary members. Radio and television stations have been advised to take note of the new arrangement and act accordingly. The campaign will designate appropriate persons for media appearances only when necessary. The reorganization effectively ends the previous multiplicity of voices and centralizes the Council’s public communication strictly under Yari, Alake and Idris.
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Those who hailed Soludo for attacking Obi are now attacking Adetokunbo Pearce Judas dey everywhere nah 😁
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What if Manchester United is now a betting company ?🤔🤔🤔 What if ???
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Alwan Hassan can lie for world peace Omo x 10000000
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Even if the recruitment is based on Federal Character E never reach Pochetino turn nauuuu Hiaaaaan
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And there goes the entire future of Manchester United 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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The greatest inventions of Man had to be 1. Electricity 2. Internet 3. Aeroplanes 4. Refrigerator 5. Air Conditioners 6. Telephones 7. And others Name your top 7 😁😁
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It’s working Seun without Network Oya dial No connection Maybe it’s network Shey nah werey be this guy 😡😡😡😡😡😡
Alwan Hassan, a member of the APC Presidential Campaign Council, spoke about the availability of Nigeria’s 112 emergency number, which was immediately put to the test. #PoliticsToday
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People wey no dey CAPEable SMH
They named it "Cape Town Road" 😂
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HR wey think say them be God Sorry to hear this
I never imagined I would lose my job over something as simple as laughing. It happened during our Monday morning staff meeting. Our HR manager was addressing everyone about punctuality, discipline and workplace professionalism. While speaking, he made a funny mistake in the way he pronounced one of the words. I tried to control myself, but I couldn’t help laughing. It wasn’t even a loud laugh, and I wasn’t laughing at his position or trying to disrespect him. Suddenly, he stopped speaking and looked directly at me. HR: “Is there something funny about what I’m saying?” Me: “No, sir. I’m sorry.” HR: “You think this is a comedy show?” Me: “Not at all, sir. It was just a reaction. I apologise.”
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Depending on where you were born and your parents Do you know these two sentences mean the same 1. Micheal go and do your Home work 2, Segun don’t do your home work oooo, Leave it for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 African mothers🤝Reverse Psychology
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How we concede in the first 2 minutes this season has to be a record
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Pharaaaaoh was a Magician??? 👀🤣🤣🤣
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Nah now una go Respect Rodri A shield
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The shots Donnaruma don see for EPL, he no see am for him whole Career
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Emperors and kings can’t measure up to the current ambitions of APC They just want to be unopposed despite their mismanagement of the country
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I have made 2 attempts to learn R And this is the final attempt I no do again Hiaaaaan it’s too hard nauuuuu😭😭😭😭😭
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How can ruling party campaign Rallies be about opposition instead of talking about what they plan to do differently ?? The don’t even rate the citizens They are living in a fools paradise
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