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whoever came up with this plot, i owe you my life
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MY GOVERNOR A WOMAN MY SENATOR A FREAK MY BURGER IS WHATA BLEXAS IS PEAK!!!!
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“are you circumcised? jesse are you?”😭😭😭😭😭😭
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republicans stormed the fucking capitol when they lost…
Did y'all see all the cities burning because Republicans lost elections last night? Neither did I... Remember that
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"I’m Gina Hinojosa. My pronouns are Mom, Texan, and soon to be: Governor." - real quote from a real gina hinojosa advertisement
that detransition clinic aint gonna get shut down in blexas btw
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my bf said he wanted it (he’s a canucks fan but also an mcr fan) so i bought it for him for his birthday 🤗
My Chemical Romance x New Jersey Devils vinyl is officially available for pre-order, with a little note from Frank. 🔗 mychemicalromance.warnerreco…
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blue wave is so fucking powerful nhlers are posting tip on main
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OH MY GOD okay i knew this was coming and thank GOD she filed first
💔 Exclusive: "Mormon Wives" star Jennifer Affleck files for divorce from Zac Affleck. tmz.com/2026/11/04/jen-affle…
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For the first time in US history, the country has both a Muslim mayor and senator.
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wtf guys
Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and would like to turn myself in. I have voted at least 37 times today in multiple stated including Georgia, Texas, Michigan, and California. My name is Carter Hart and I am a goalie for the Vegas Golden Knights. Please arrest me.
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silly joke turned hit tweet
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Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and would like to turn myself in. I have voted at least 37 times today in multiple stated including Georgia, Texas, Michigan, and California. My name is Carter Hart and I am a goalie for the Vegas Golden Knights. Please arrest me.
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hit tweet follow me if u like the edmonton oilers or 5sos or fob or mcr or ptv !!!!!!!
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texas blue thank you alex claremont-diaz and connor storrie
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James Talarico reveals the new & improved Texas flag
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roses are red texas is blue when is the next fob9 clue
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i pledge bluegiance to the blueg of the bluenited states of bluemerica
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THATS MY GOVERNOR
Gina Hinojosa has won the Texas gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greg Abbott. (via NBC) She becomes the first Latina to be elected governor in Texas history.
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Gina Hinojosa has won the Texas gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greg Abbott. (via NBC) She becomes the first Latina to be elected governor in Texas history.
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suddenly i love living in texas
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