Dan LaPine

Screw nukin' oversea enemies, do it here starting with my apt. complex.

Pizza and hotwings? Beer and cigarettes? One boob and another boob?

Just a few more damn days and then the stupid holidays are over...

Whats Up ! Merry Christmas tweeters !

Goin to da beach mon !

I wish beer didn't make ya pee so much. I'd have more time for other stuff, like drinking more beer.

This is my virgin twitter. Be gentle.