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✞ • Michigander • Free Methodist Rev. • Free Palestine • M.Div Asbury Seminary • Celibate • in flux • FYI God does love you • follow me @personhoodlives • 🎥🪤

Grand Rapids
Joined June 2014
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welcome to my profile, elijah will see you shortly
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GUYS I FINALLY FINISHED IT WITH A BOWL OF CHILI
I’ve been working through this massive block of Costco sharp white cheddar for weeks now it might never end. I’m worried Jesus is multiplying it every time I break off a piece.
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all attention on Michigan so lemme plug some of my greatest work
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I know phonk is outdated but I made this like five years ago
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I’m eating food from the pantry and not a McRib
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viral lib mv edits have an inverse relationship with lib election wins, so it’s probably over idk
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like calm down guys
no libbing out until tomorrow night but this one is crazy lol
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how it feels to get an Xbox party invite when you’re lowkey linked up in a cross party cod lobby with a different friend
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In 2017 I discovered this song because a Christian band with the same name had gotten erroneously merged with them. I felt kinda guilty listening to it for whatever reason, but it makes me so happy now. Captures a moment of my life now passed
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Okay but since the dems expend their base in early voting, isn’t any Republican lead in early voting basically a shoe-in for their win?
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Obv it’s interesting that a +11R was reduced so far, but it doesn’t seem to change the outcome
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Had this conversation at a coffee shop yesterday
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Did anyone ask if it comes with an egg roll
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cod players when you manage to defuse the bomb
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cool!
Claude gonna start snitching on Tuesday. Anthropic just emailed customers. Starting Nov 3, text carries an invisible watermark. You can't see it. It survives copy and paste, and it can survive some editing. Only regulators, journalists, fact-checkers and researchers can check for it right now. It doesn't say who you are. It says Claude touched the words. Even a quick proofread counts. If your brand voice runs on Claude, write like someone might check. Because now someone can.
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Martha Stewart addresses her homeless person Halloween costume in statement to Page Six: “I am distressed that my Halloween costume yesterday, which was intended to bring more awareness to the very serious subject of homelessness, has offended people, which was never my intention. […] Homelessness continues to remain one of America’s greatest challenges and ongoing crises, something that I care deeply about and I have spent a significant amount of time and effort supporting charities that combat this ongoing social epidemic.” (pagesix.com/2026/11/01/celeb…)
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when church people still hope you’ll get in the trump train it hinges on an assumption that you stopped listening to him and don’t realize how crass and blasphemous he’s gotten
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“gotten”, as in the filter is wearing off
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