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ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are kissing. Blue: You're wonderful. Green: No, you are. Blue: No, you. Green: No, you. Blue: No, you. Green: No, you. The foxes pull away from kissing each other to look each other in the eye. Blue: No, you are. Green: No, I'm not. Blue: Why not? A horrified expression spreads on Blue's face, while Green remains unmoved. Green: I ate the last of the apple scented soap.
ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who is visibly delighted by this. Green: I'm done with work! Blue: Finally! Blue rushes to wrap himself around Green. Blue: Now I can hug you and kiss you and show you memes! Tightly wrapped up in Blue's coiled embrace, Green makes no effort to break free. Green: You also do that when I'm working. Blue takes up his phone to show Green something on the screen. Green watches attentively. Blue: Yes, but now I'm allowed to.
ALT Kaya the snake girl wearing a normal fall outfit and small fake devil horns, shyly trick or treating on Halloween. She says "Oh hello... I heard I could come here and ask for free candy, as long as I'm dressed up? This is all I had on such short notice, I hope that's alright..." #furry #scalie
ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is on his way by himself, narrating the comic. Green: All my friends live in different cities. We meet up a few times each year. Green arrives at the party and gleefully meets his friends, who are also all green. Green's narration, continued: We'll play games and watch movies, eat homemade treats and talk and talk and talk. Two Greens are peering curiously at a third Green's bag. A very cautious Blue is peering out of it. Green narrates: Some of their boyfriends are brave enough to join us Then we see our Green's own Blue at home, on his laptop. Green's narration: But most prefer to stay home.
ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outdoors. Blue has a backpack with a pink blanked rolled up at the top, while Green is carrying a basket. Narration: These are "the good old days". The foxes pause as Green sees mushrooms growing before them. Narration: The times we'll one day look back to with nostalgia. A moment later, at a campsite, Blue is building a fire while Green is on the background, foraging for mushrooms, diving into the undergrowth like a dabbling duck. The bedroll blanket has been placed on top of a log to make a comfortable seat. Narration: I don't know what the future may bring The foxes sit on the blanket on the log as they sit by the fire, cooking the freshly picked mushrooms that Green just picked. Narration: I'll be happy just knowing I didn't take this time for granted.
ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are watching TV from a laptop, while cuddled together in a blanket. Character on the TV: There's no time! We need to do a field transfusion! Blue: Just out of curiosity, what's your blood type? Green: B+, I'm obnoxiously optimistic to the core. What's yours? Blue: 0+ I think. Green: Yeah, that sounds like you. Blue: What do you mean? Green: Can and will help anyone, but really picky about who can help you.
ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue turns around to see Green arrive to the scene wearing a towel on his head, still slightly wet around the edges. Blue is overcome with love. Green: Shower fresh! Blue dashes towards Green, who halts him. Blue: Affection! Green: No! No touchy. Blue pauses, hovering in mid-air as Green elaborates. Green: I am covered in lotion. Bue flops down onto the floor in disappointment. Blue: Oh, how cruel is life.
