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Once tipped CM Punk with a Filet-O-Fish.

Scotland
Joined July 2008
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if they didn't want to get paid to bump, I'd suggest wrestling as an entire field is not for them
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I know a lot of old heads hate that WWE sanitized certain guys, but almost all of them were happy they got paid shitloads to bump less. Would I rather bleed to death for a great match or cash checks from a cartoon? I wonder.
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is this why people are satisfied with WWE having fuck all wrestling in it now? "I'm glad the central conceit of the show I've chosen to watch and the performers have chosen to be employed in is disappearing"
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Punk is a good demonstration that athleticism isn't particularly high on the list of desirable attributes for a wrestler, and you can absolutely work around it by going harder into character work and psychology instead
i disagree. he was always a notably worse natural athlete than the people he was effectively competing with to go up in the world. he was never athletically on par with a ton of them. he out-paced most by working around that reality, and that started 20 years ago, not two.
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I will forever implore people to watch pre-WWF Jim Duggan, because him becoming a goofy comedy character was 100% their idea, before that he was like a proto-Stone Cold his cage match with Ted DiBiase is in my top 5 matches of all time
The Savage-Duggan match on this show has no business being so great. I have no idea what got into them.
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I've said it before: I don't think Tajiri ever had a bad televised match you could put him with ANYONE and he'd make it work
For like a 6 month period in 2000 Tajiri was the single best wrestler in the world. Also more wrestlers should've tried to kill the ECW audience like this.
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the timing on that finish is incredible Arn makes the trip, Brian does the double take, Ric hits the forearm, all exactly at the right time
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in two weeks time, I fully expect to log in here to find a bunch of tweets to the effect of "TURN ON THE TV ANY CHANNEL THEY FUCKING GOT DANHAUSEN"
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Martel taking a bump clean across the ring after realizing he was touching Damian is so perfect
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every time I happen to see a recent clip of WWE, I'm just stunned by the dead fucking silence the whole thing is in like, those crowds universally just do not give a shit
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you're paying a month of mortgage for those seats, at least don't sit on your fucking hands
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Replying to @El_HDH
Fully deserved
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they gave a legends contract to WHO
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man, it keeps hitting me that I'll never put on a new show and see a new PAC match this fuckin sucks
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a strong case to be made that he was quietly one of the most important wrestlers of the last decade
PAC was there to break ground for the WWE Performance Center in 2013 and was at AEW’s inaugural press conference in 2019. Can’t tell the story of this generation of wrestling without him.
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my little pac story was at a dguk meet and greet. i wanted to tell masato yoshino that he was my favourite wrestler and pac offered to translate. he turns to yoshino and in broken english shouts “YOU. HIM. FAVOURITE WRESTLER” and yoshino is very appreciative and shakes my hand.
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seems the best way to live a long time as a wrestler is to be a prick, because all the good wrestlers die far too fucking young while the dickheads carry on
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El H.D.H. retweeted
WELL, WASN'T CHRISTMAS SHIT?!
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what the fuck?? holy shit, RIP to one of the absolute greats, I can't believe this
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.
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this is fuckin devastating, goddamn
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