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El Morboso 👏💩💣🥍

@El_Meathead

The acme of annoying. Leafs/Rock/Marlies/Argos/Jays Boxla goalie for fun. Now on Patreon and OnlyFans!

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Joined April 2014
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So, this is Ye Olde "To get over someone get under someone else" but politically.
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
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I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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🚨HOMETOWN REMIX GIVEAWAY🚨 We’ve decided to giveaway an authentic Fanatics Premium Hometown Remix jersey and player of your choice 🔄 👀 To enter: 1. FOLLOW @HKYJersey 2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet 3. Enter phone #📱 on HKYJersey.com 4. Reply w/ team, player & size. Must follow all the steps to enter ⬆️
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Office for the evening...
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.@TSN_Sports .@Sportsnet While I appreciate the idea behind #FrozenFrenzy it kinda sucks that 3 of my 5 TSN channels were blacked out thanks to "regional restrictions" and I can only find 10 of the 16 games, despite SN+ being part of my Xfinity Cable package...
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,@gotransit The accessible elevator from the Clarkson GO south parking lot to the tunnel has been out of service since Wednesday, 23SEP2026. Any word on when it might be operational again? .@gotransitLW
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.@Sportsnet .@Rogers .@RogersHelps So, for Monday night hockey I have to pay MORE for SN+? Is that what was buried in the middle of your "Saturday Night Hockey" announcement? Guess that'll be 12 .@mapleleafs games I won't be watching.
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I have come to the conclusion that I am NOT the best possible ambassador for Toronto. My apologies to the influencers I've met in the wild - most folks in TO are better than me, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
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.@GreatLakesBeer #OctopusWantsToFightLacing
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Hayden PaneTTiere DoLLy Parton Tim CuRRy Goddammit, Death, get your shit wired - this double-letter confusion is an issue.
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.@fordnation You have an opportunity to do something REALLY funny here.
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Will it even be released in that time?
MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) profile pictureMeidasTouch
@MeidasTouchAug 19
The Army has a new reenlistment incentive: Grand Theft Auto VI. A Georgia battalion is offering soldiers a four-day pass to play GTA VI at launch if they commit to reenlisting for another 2 to 6 years. meidasnews.com/news/want-to-…
Want to Play GTA VI on Day One? The Army Will Give You Time Off for It

Want to Play GTA VI on Day One? The Army Will Give You Time Off for It

There's a new item on the list of reasons soldiers give for reenlisting, and it has nothing to do with tuition money or a preferred duty station. It's a video

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.@Metrolinx When are the trains run into tomorrow?
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.@Metrolinx .@GOtransit Any information on earlier GO trains on Saturday and Sunday for those of us that don't like to miss track activity? First showing scheduled train tomorrow is 8:30am, meaning fans will miss the first race of the day.
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They run even less frequently than the train and the first one isn't until 8:30
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When the highlight of #FreeFanFriday is finally getting the start/finish flag stand in place you know that @ontario_indy is in serious trouble after scrubbing 5 track sessions. What are we even doing here? #HondaIndyMarkham2026
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Any word on how far behind schedule you are today? The 2000s are missing practice time
Ontario Honda Dealers Indy at Markham (@ontario_indy) profile pictureOntario Honda Dealers Indy at Markham@ontario_indyAug 13
A new era of @IndyCar in Canada is here 🇨🇦 🏁 Tomorrow, we welcome you to the inaugural Ontario Honda Dealers Indy at Markham. 🎟️ Tickets, schedules, and information at hondaindy.com #indyON
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"What day is it?" "I plead the fifth." "What time is it?" "I plead the fifth." "What colour is your tie?" "I plead the fifth." "Where are you?" "I plead the fifth." DRAMA!
The Associated Press (@AP) profile pictureThe Associated Press
@APJul 29
Dr. Anthony Fauci on Wednesday repeatedly invoked the Fifth Amendment and declined to answer dozens of questions from senators in a Republican-led committee hearing about his handling of the COVID-19 pandemic. The scientist, who helped lead the nation’s COVID-19 response, was subpoenaed to testify under oath by Republican Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky. Fauci declined to answer more than 100 times, injecting new drama into partisan divides that have festered for years about COVID-19's origins and handling of the pandemic.
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Tell us you don't know what net revenue is without telling us you don't know what net revenue is...
Melissa 🇨🇦 (@MelissaLMRogers) profile pictureMelissa 🇨🇦
@MelissaLMRogersJul 27
First truck crossing on the newly opened Gordie Howe Bridge, Congratulations! Canada put up $6.4 BILLION to build the bridge and CARNEY is giving America 50% of the net toll revenues for the 1st 15 years ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦
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Saw something interesting on the interwebs and thought I would give it a try - surprisingly easier than expected...might save my lungs and voice at a football game, for sure.
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it's okay!
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