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Hey Peeps, I am done with twitter. You can find me under my name at threads, bluesky, insta, tiktok, fb, elayneboosler.com, tailsofjoy.net, and at Ralph's supermarkets when I'm out of soy milk.
Here's my nephew Bamse. He's a volunteer "Voting Rights Guard Dog". He growls when he sees the ICE murderers on tv. He's ready to patrol our polling place. (Please don't tell anyone Rotties are the sweetest dogs on earth. We're hoping his looks will be intimidating enough...)
I'm an atheist. But if I had one wish, I would wish that Jesus comes back right now. There would be some motherfucking SMITING going on and I wanna watch.
Companies controlled by Elon Musk have received at least $38 BILLION in gov't funding with $11.8 B more expected. He's using OUR money to enrich himself, elect Nazis, & to DESTROY US. Vote in new leadership & start cleaning house. Starting with the traitors on the Extreme Court.
Auntie Meme says Yay! for No Kings Get Out the Vote turnout yesterday. Plus Happy Birthday today to my hero, mayor Zohran Mamdani. Increased food panty $$. Created 1st free pet food pantry! Freeing the carriage horses. He's all that.
With the highest payroll in baseball history and their stunning loss in getting swept by the Brewers it just proves that money can’t buy you glove.
Congrats to the Milwaukee Brewers sweeping the Dodgers! How'd that going to the white supremacist house and giving assface a pedophile secret decoder club ring work out for you? Not so great, huh? Everything he touches dies. Bye now!
Dodgers controlling owner Mark Walter has active business ties to Palantir which provides data analytics & platforms used for tracking, surveillance, deportation operations, & apps that integrate disparate databases to help ICE agents locate, target, and manage deportations.
I've posted this b4, the loving Esquire piece I wrote after Andy Kaufman died. Man in the Moon was a travesty like most Hwd biopics made by leeches. If you're someone's fan, just go enjoy their original work and skip the third person fiction pieces.
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Well, if you feel like wasting a little time, this is a good read.
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Even the worst person in the world can do something good before it's too late. When they ask Nidal Hasan if he has any last words, he should say "Release the Epstein Files".
Auntie Meme says do not get complacent. Remember when this son of a bitch @Comey illegally reopened a cleared & settled case to tank @HillaryClinton 11 days before the election. Illegally! May he rot. Get out there. VOTE BLUE. It'd be fab if seashells tanked this traitor.
