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I THINK HE'S JUSTIFIED.
NK.xn--6ii/
Everyone the second Basmati even CONSIDERS Semi-Perfect Cell.
What if YOU were obviously the most beautiful cyborg to ever grace the Red Ribbon but girls apparently preferred the big gross bug that sucked you up his ass and later /exploded/ with you still inside. What if.
ACHOO!
He has the faint feeling someone is being especially annoying right about now.
"You're nothing but a scant footnote in /my/ legacy. Dirt under my boots. Those pathetic dreams are little more than retirement home blabber, but if you feel so brave... Go ahead and try it."
"Blah, blah. Cut to the damned chase, doctor. You're building some pointless zoo of apes because your /insect/ was a flop we'd all rather not talk about.
And unless you've reinforced your neck to your shoulders... I doubt that. You should feel grace I've let you talk this long."
"Quite the claim for a scared old man who can no longer hope to hold a leash on his most formidable creation.
You must not have done the research to improve your brain, making saiyans to kill saiyans... Please. That eager to give me more target practice?"
"You're looking a little more /alive/ than I would care to see, doctor. What inferior toys are you pulling out of the attic now?"
'Where have you been?'
My pitiful human... accountant has been out of sorts recently with their sad meaty body having multiple errors and unable to write for me so much as a flip of my hair, but me? Thriving. Flourishing. Staying in my damned lane. Leave me alone.
// I just noticed Basmati put my joke doodle in the goddamn carrd 😭
I was This close to making them wear a get-along shirt but I feared that would be their final straw to splitting the earth in two.
(It's times like this he almost wishes Gero gave him a lie detector because she's turning about three different colors but also, he's not sure he needs to know the truth.)
FINE! But if your dumb shrieking wakes me up one more time there's going to be hell to pay for BOTH of you!
















