TheRealChris

Marriage goals: When you ask your partner to do a random new task with you standing within arm's reach, and they won't because they know you and your sus ways

Wife leading a raid team, yelling and laughing and carrying on loudly. I'm certain her team isn't comprised of cats, because ours are scared

CATURDAY DADDY!

Asked wife if she wanted me to make cinnamon rolls for bfast: "you want nommy noms for your tum-tummy?" Her, talking to our cat: "your daddy has lost his mind!" ...talking to our cat

I swear everything in the advert was themed from @letsgameitout episode of Apocath... Apathaca... Apacothery gameplay. imgur.com/gallery/3zgH1xT Apacathery Apothocery DANK NUGGS!

Complimented wife this morning, got voted off ship. Maybe there shouldn't be such long gaps between compliments ☺

Make sure you know what keys and macros you have bound @letsgameitout @JOJOsaysbreee

Brought in box of girlscout cookies on my way out to do a job. Come home and wife has hidden them somewhere. Words ain't gonna cut it: we're gonna have full sentences, perhaps paragraphs...

She'll be getting a bit durty today...

Oh noes! @letsgameitout ! The devs, they're evolving a resistance imgur.com/gallery/LYO2bKl

Liter of cola! imgur.com/gallery/wSJb7dh @itsonlyJill_

I can't recommend enough for people to go watch @itsonlyJill_ suffer through enough #wholesomechaos from Josh at @letsgameitout that is caused @JOJOsaysbreee to come save the day in #Phasmophobia Enough fun for the whole family! Including grandma!

You kept adding powder to the keg, and watched as someone lit the fuse, and you tried to put out the fuse. But it's a fuse. And you failed. You can fuck off about "now is the time for healing" when someone points out how much powder you added. Healing comes after accountability.