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If Malika replaces EJ, just shut it down man
Top 5 candidates to replace Ernie Johnson on 'Inside the NBA' ◻️Scott Van Pelt ◻️Adam Lefkoe ◻️Malika Andrews ◻️Mike Greenberg ◻️Nate Burleson
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Warriors
Free Naz Reid
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Replying to @TurnerSportsEJ
NBA fans carrying Ernie Johnson into retirement
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I just genuinely love being Black.
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This isn't helping my spiraling realization that nothing is valuable to build anymore because AI has sucked the margin out of software
At work (R&D at a fortune 500 company w/ 15k+ employees), every time a SaaS pitches their product, my first question in the review meeting is, "Why don't we just build this ourselves?" In the past, there were always good answers to that question. Today, I can't think of any. If we can point an agent at any website or demo, have it research the broader problem for 72 hours, build the product with a focus on our specific needs, with any extra features we want, AND save a million a year why would we pay for your SaaS? Scale? It only has to scale to 15,000 employees and a few million customers. We don't have the same scaling problem you do serving 1,000 businesses with 100s of million of customers. Scale is a non-issue. Reliability? Your 99.9% self-reported uptime is not impressive. We can pay to host an app on a hyperscaler too. And when we do it, we know with certainty whether the uptime number is true or not. Github's official status page reports ~99% uptime. The Missing GitHub Status Page reports 93%. Reliability is a non-issue. Bugs? You think your SaaS product doesn't have bugs to work out? I've seen bugs in third party products cost our company millions. Everyone is shipping early and often. Including your SaaS. Every piece of software has bugs. But there is a big difference between a bug in your code and a bug in ours. When the bug is in your code, we are at your mercy. Maybe you put it into Jira immediately. Are you going to bypass sprint planning? You won't have a fix for two weeks. Maybe you'll fail to reproduce and blame our code. Maybe it is our code. Maybe its an interplay. Since you don't have our code and we don't have your code, how are we going to figure that out? If it's all our code, an employee can fix it in an hour. If we need to, we can throw ten engineers with agents in a call until it's reproduced, the fix is merged, and it's validated. Bugs are a non-issue. Bandwidth? Agents are nearly autonomous now. They don't need to be babysat. I can spin up a project and let an agent run for 50 hours, have it build a PowerPoint and walk into a demo with leadership blind. If anything breaks, "I'm still working on that." Things always break in demos. Nobody cares. If leadership proposes a feature, the answer is, "Yeah, great idea, I can add that." Because I can. Bandwidth is a non-issue. Maintenance? We have so much prior art, inputs and outputs, we can benchmark anything. We have autonomous PR systems built on top of in-app feedback SDKs so even the non-dev users can contribute to every app or service. Even our analytics systems are tied to automated PRs. Maintenance is a non-issue. Support? It doesn't matter how much we're paying a month for your platinum level enterprise support when our point of contact has to fetch the one dev who already went home for every non-trivial incident. The incident is never trivial. We already checked the top 10 things it could be because that was faster than asking you. Support is a non-issue. Expertise? Agentic research. We can build anything. Expertise is a non-issue. Cost? The cost of intelligence has gone down 100x every year. You're still charging 2022 prices. You should be charging closer to your electricity costs. Cost is a non-issue. At this point, the only reason we don't switch off existing services is that transitioning 15,000 employees to something else is a pain in the butt. It would be a pain in the butt even with a perfect bug-free, infinitely scalable, perfectly-reliable clone. Your new SaaS doesn't have that moat. But it does give me an idea for a product to build.
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because he’s Paige Bueckers white & not Caitlin Clark white
The most hyped American basketball prospect since LeBron James is doing this at 19 years old. And he’s white. How does he not have a Caitlin Clark type following? Lol
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This is Prime Steven A Smith😂😂😂😂
"This is the worst superstar in the history of sports." @stephenasmith reacts to Kawhi Leonard's knee swelling injury 😧
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Giannis, in the absolute prime of his career, had the luxury of choosing from virtually anyone in the league and somehow landed on Bam Adebayo. This is the kind of decision that needs to be held against him in every all-time ranking debate for the rest of eternity
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Boogie Cousins GOES OFF on the Golden State Warriors 🗣️ "Dunleavy has done a sh*t job putting a roster around Steph Curry." @MichelleDBeadle | @boogiecousins | @TeamLou23
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Yeooo what😂😂😂😂😂
Dems are washed up. 🎷
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I shouldn’t be laughing this hard😂😂😂
Replying to @CJW_store
If my shit isn’t pulled from the earth by a 4 year old child that hasn’t eaten in 6 days I don’t want it.
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Replying to @CopperAmerican
DEMOCRATS. THINK. LIKE. THIS. ALWAYS. For fks sake, THEY think black people are too stupid to have an ID or get one. DEMOCRATS HATE YOU. They love using VICTIMHOOD to keep THEM, in power. Once black people "figure out" the democrats fkn hate you it'll be too late. THIS is the EXACT reason they have imported tens of millions of poor stupid people. To replace you.
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“Kuminga is playing like a role player now” well yea, the Timberwolves are actually a good team. It makes sense to be a role player for ant and lamelo, it doesn’t make sense to be a role player for “podz” and “gui santos” lol.
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They are a plague
This is what indian fatigue looks like
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Not really about ego. About attraction and biological imperative that men have. That 40 year old man can still make lot of babies, but not with a 40 year old woman. Fertility is attractive! Young is fertile, old is not.
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I just love this denial stage you’re in now. Even we developers had that in 2023 too 😂😂😂
Opus 5.5 got everyone think they’re actual motion designers Can’t help but laugh 😭✌🏾
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"For no reason" I used to take my team out to a brazilian all-you-can-eat steakhouse every month. It was great, one of my favorite restaurants of all time, and everyone else loved it too. We'd eat so much meat everytime that we felt like our hearts were gonna stop. Then one day I had an indian guy thrust into our team by the hiring department. And as usual that month, i took my team, including the new indian guy, out to the restaurant. The next day, I got a call from HR asking if I took my team to a steakhouse. I said yeah, we do it every month. They said i cant do it anymore because the indian guy complained. It wasnt that there was nothing for him to eat, obviously im not that big of an asshole that i'd take my team somewhere that one of them cant eat, thats terrible for morale. They had plenty of vegetarian options for him. The problem was that he was a hindu so he didnt like seeing people eat cows. He said it was offensive and that we'd done it on purpose to harass him. So one indian guy ruined a team tradition we'd been doing for 8 years, long before he got there, just by claiming "discrimination". Why? Because he was totally and completely culturally incompatible with us and should have never been allowed in the fucking country. Shit like that is why i hate indians, not "for no reason", mr "weinstein".
Seeing a lot of growing raw hatred against India, Indians, Hindus, Indian-Americans, etc. for no reason. Would be happy to have anyone who feels that hatred quietly unfollow me. Simple. Clean. Thanks in advance.
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We did. We left you alone to play your game with your representation, and didnt buy the game. Which is why it failed. Because no one bought it.
BioWare is closing because bigots and transphobes couldn't take a fictional character being LGBTQIA2SL. It's all made up anyway, why do you care? It's just a game!!!! Let us be represented! Leave us the hell alone!
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I was Director of Engineering at AMEX a year ago. They are doing this so that they can rehire in India. The inside story is MUCH WORSE than that though. Amex has been doing silent layoffs for years. As director, the VP told me to gradually increase expectations on engineers so that we could fire them “for cause” When you do this as a leader you get a backfill head to hire for. The caveat at AMEX? The backfill head was already decided for you - they were in India, and usually from a body shop firm. Ask me anything about how AMEX is screwing over Americans in the replies. @HarmeetKDhillon @andrealucasEEOC @USEEOC I am willing to testify/name names/do whatever is necessary to curb this anti American abuse.
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Replying to @SamanthaBartosz
Body mutilation is not healthcare
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