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Joined February 2020
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Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change STUN as Kevin and Marcus from White Chicks for Halloween 🎃💋
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cardi choosing local beauty supply stores over sephora and ulta to house her haircare line is community economics.
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reading smut but im not really in the right headspace so im just like wow there are some really interesting gender dynamics in this sex scene
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When the cold tip of the EADEM applicator touch my lip. OUUF!
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White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow
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Future APUSH DBQ
President Trump stands in background as Nicki Minaj speaks at the rally Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism
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😭😭😭😭😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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elizabeth holmes husband charlie kirk reveal is a landmark moment in cinematic history
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How I felt watching that scene
The way she called Charlie Kirk a pussy with 0 hesitation rly one of the greatest cinematic moments of 2026 lol
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passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”
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The 1 train is so unserious. 18th street. Get a grip
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signed in to my health insurance portal
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Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
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This is a very niche tweet but I need Nathan Fielder to move in with Wendy & Eddie Osefo as their court case plays out. #RHOP
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office today absolutely reeks of ovulation
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The last thing Christopher Nolan is going to see before losing best director
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He’s so hot when he says this
"I know what you're feeling." "No, you don't!"
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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i am pleased to announce that You Can See Everything does contain full frontal male nudity. we're talking whole hog
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