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Your Dead Man

@EllipsoidCore

Jijñāsu • Bihari Nationalist • NEETard Everything interests me. Unfortunately.

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Joined July 2026
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Bro casually explained India's continental drift theory better than most geography teachers! 🗿🌏 The editing is CRAZY. 🔥🔥🔥
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विभाग गड्ढे को सड़क कहता है। बच्चे तालाब कहते हैं। हम दोनों का सम्मान करते हैं… और चुपचाप गिर जाते हैं। 😭 Citizen ki zimmedari completed ✅ This is exactly how AI was meant to be used. @anuragteewari cooked and left no crumbs. Prakash Bharati undefeated. 🔥
Your Dead Man (@EllipsoidCore) profile pictureYour Dead Man@EllipsoidCoreOct 30
बच्चे अब दोनों भाषाओं में चुप हैं। 😂😭 Sarcasm on top! 🤌
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बच्चे अब दोनों भाषाओं में चुप हैं। 😂😭 Sarcasm on top! 🤌
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VC: Anurag Teewari / YT
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This is how fast guys make friends.
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आवाज भारी है लेकिन दिमाग बिल्कुल हल्का है नसीर साहब का! 🤣🤣🤣
Anurag Shukla 🇮🇳 (@anurag12775) profile pictureAnurag Shukla 🇮🇳@anurag12775Oct 29
नसीरुद्दीन शाह: 'मुझे याद है... सब याद रखा जाएगा!' अजीत भाई: 'बेटा, याद रखके झाड़ू 😁😅 उखाड़ लोगे अपना? 😁🌮🍟 😁 पहले जामल घोटा खाओ, सारे छेद से धुआँ न निकले तो कहना!' 😂🔥 @ajeetbharti ब्रो plz हैसिटेट 😆😀 😃😄
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Spiritual leader 🤡
Kumar Veejay (KV) (@VijayStrongIn) profile pictureKumar Veejay (KV)
@VijayStrongInOct 28
Me after 5th peg to my friends on Friday nights 😂😂😂
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Salmon bhoi having war flashbacks 😭😭
Your Dead Man (@EllipsoidCore) profile pictureYour Dead Man@EllipsoidCoreOct 28
Male Antelope Mating Strut 🦌😂🔥
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Male Antelope Mating Strut 🦌😂🔥
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Herr Einstein ❤️⚛️
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Madhuri Agarwal (@usefultalk) profile pictureMadhuri Agarwal@usefultalkOct 28
Daily quote:
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Himanta Model needed ASAP! 💀
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Abhinav (@cocunut_chutney) profile pictureAbhinav@cocunut_chutneyOct 28
A cheetah being shot dead in Kuno National Park, MP, is deeply unfortunate and heartbreaking. 💔 These Cheetah were brought from Africa and PM modi himself released them into the Park. So unfortunate that Hunter Killed the Cheetah despite Security and Monitoring. #CheetahDeath
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Rudolf Diesel was killed for inventing the diesel engine.
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He climbed the giant bear and found the best spot to nap😄😴
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LOL. Don't mean to diminish your joy but this guy messed up big time in Sudan & other NE African nations. He's licking the ruling party's boots because of obvious reasons & it works! More than that, he's a confirmed narcissist, as you'll see if you watch his UPSC mock interviews.
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Sharmishta Sharma (@AnObserversView) profile pictureSharmishta Sharma
@AnObserversViewOct 22
It’s always a joy listening to Deepak Vohra Ji. @AmanChopra_ thanks for this one. People may call Modi ji names but India knows how he saves us, protects us and how he keeps this nation together.
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Swami Sarvapriyananda calls out @nytimes for omitting the Hindu monk from @AnthropicAI summit coverage: ☪️ ✝️ ✡️ ☸️ ➡️ Covered. Hinduism? Selective amnesia! "Then Indian press made it out as if I was the only person there. Well, that’s KARMA for you, @nytimes. Take that!" 🔥
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She got absolutely wiped out😭💀
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Dad and Son 🤣🤣🤣 #FunnyVideos
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Baat me point to hai 😂😂 #JusticeForRavan
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Mandatory Dussehra Post 🏹😂
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Congress in 2013: “Urban Naxals are more dangerous than the guerrilla army.” Congress in 2026: Urban Naxals? What Urban Naxals? 🤡 Power changes. Principles apparently do, too. #DimagiNaxal #IntellectualTerrorists
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Nana Patekar as Ashwatthama 🔥🔥🔥
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