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Jason Ellis

@EllisMate

Short Notice https://nitter.cf/t.co/1Fvvdg9ysC Skateboarder and comedian.

 Kamas, UT
thejasonellis.com
Joined March 2009
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Yep, that was funny. And I had nothing to do with it and it was at my expense. Still funny though 👍🏻
KT Commenter (@KT_Commenter) profile pictureKT Commenter
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If grape jokes are never funny then @EllisMate needs to fire Dr. Phil
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I’m not the boss. I’d love to
Munchkinland Acknowledgement (@SunjaySunlaw) profile pictureMunchkinland Acknowledgement@SunjaySunlawOct 28
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Why not both? A free show on GaS, and then your Patreon show?
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I feel like that last punch was a little unnecessary 🤦‍♂️
Prime Combat (@PrimeCombatX) profile picturePrime Combat@PrimeCombatXOct 27
She stopped the fight way too late. 💀
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Yard work before @JasonEllisShow 4pm pacific with @julsellis and @Tully patreon.com/EllisMate
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We can’t because we have a Patreon. That show is still in the top 1% of subscription members over there so I can’t let it go. But I’m bringing the podcast back soon and adding a host too.
El Gordo Dedo (@ElGordoDedo) profile pictureEl Gordo Dedo@ElGordoDedoOct 27
Replying to @EllisMate @JasonEllisShow
Im sure @luisjgomez would have you on @gasdigital.
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It’s good out here. @JasonEllisShow is live again today if you’re interested? patreon.com/EllisMate
Christoph (@CDVIDEOWEB) profile pictureChristoph
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Miss listening in on SXM days. Always made my commute filled with laughs. Appreciate you. How’s the country life.
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To the people left that still want to see it. @JasonEllisShow 4pm pacific time. patreon.com/EllisMate You’re gonna have to kill me to stop it from happening. I got no place else to go! Haha

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Congratulations to the champ @alexvolkanovski 🇦🇺☝🏼
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I did comedy in Sacramento and this is what I saw. #artellis #streetellis #comedyellis
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Killing time and potential myself 😁 55 first try
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My flights late tonight. I’ll be walking the streets of Sacramento today. What’s good Sac town?
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I’d love to! But that’s a Christian Hand job. Not sure he’s interested in that particular job 😬
Derek Albers (@AlbersDerek) profile pictureDerek Albers@AlbersDerekOct 22
Replying to @EllisMate
@EllisMate brother can you make a new updated AW pt.2.
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I brought my skateboard to Sacramento. It’s pissing down like a wet cunt! I’m still down to shred, at 55 water makes me better. Because I can’t get any worse 👴🏼
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Haha I can’t fuck mothers no more. God cut my whore battery off. My wife is plenty 😊
Pony Danza (@PonyDanza3) profile picturePony Danza@PonyDanza3Oct 22
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There’s still time.
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I’m glad I was a whore. I should have fucked more people’s mothers you mother fuckers! #3hourssleep
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Tomorrow night in Sacramento. Laughs unlimited. TheJasonEllis.com
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I don’t want to hurt anyone. I was just trying to prove a point about tough guys on twitter. It’s all smoke 😊
BATTLEBUDIEZ X 💎 🐰 🐷 👨‍🍳 ✨ 🤝 (@BATTLE__BUDIEZ) profile pictureBATTLEBUDIEZ X 💎 🐰 🐷 👨‍🍳 ✨ 🤝
@BATTLE__BUDIEZOct 20
Replying to @EllisMate
JASON, NOBODY ON HERE WILL GO HANDS. IF THEY DO KUDOS GO MEET UP AT A GYM AND KICK THE SHIT OUT EACH OTHER ON A MATT WITH GLOVES. THEN GO HAVE A BEER AND A JOINT AFTER. FUCK IT LETS GO! JUST BEER AND A JOINT LOLOLOL PEACE!
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I’m not angry. I’m just doing what you do in twitter. Trigger tweeting! 😁
davidjamesbitch (@bitchitsmedave) profile picturedavidjamesbitch@bitchitsmedaveOct 20
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Jase bro these trolls are rage baiting you man don’t give them what they want they could never do a kickflip Indy or 540 like you
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Live @JasonEllisShow 4pm pacific time. patreon.com/EllisMate
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I am that and you are not Now let’s all die!!!!!!!!!😁
Joey (@Joeyzlvc) profile pictureJoey@JoeyzlvcOct 20
Replying to @EllisMate
What a faggot
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