vibe harder and smarter alt: @ElodesM
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I'm proud to announce that my Three Hundred Ways series of blog posts is now available as a full-fledged book on Gumroad!
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Retweets appreciated. I'm grateful for your support throughout the years.
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i wish men could see themselves the way i see them. they’re so sexy and handsome and there’s so much delicious variety in their bodies and personalities and it’s all so achingly endearing and fascinating. i love catching that glimpse of almost concealed emotion that it seems like nobody else noticed. i love the way their hands move. i love their body hair and the texture of their skin. those super subtle facial expressions and eye crinkles and omg their fucking forearms. and somehow they all seem to have no idea how mindblowingly hot they are when they cum. like, i have seen a LOT of different guys cum and it is never not extremely sexy. idk what kind of mass conspiracy is going on in the world to keep guys down by convincing them their orgasms are ugly or gross or goofy or whatever but i’m going to keep trying to defeat it because it is sooooooo untrue. dudegasms are one of the most beautiful things on the planet and i wish more guys knew that.
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LADIES
THERE IS NO SECRET
WHEN THE BOYS ARE INTO BORING SHIT AND STICKING WITH IT MUCH LONGER THAN YOU THINK IS REASONABLE
THERE IS NO SECRET
THEY ARE NOT FINDING ANYTHING SPECIAL IN THE TWENTIETH ITERATION OF WHATEVER BULLSHIT THEY'RE ON ABOUT. IT'S THE SAME AS THE PREVIOUS NINETEEN TIMES.
AND THEY'RE HAPPY DOING IT.
IF YOU'RE NOT
IT'S FINE
NO NEED FOR FOMO
THEY'RE REALLY REALLY JUST DOING THE SAME THING AGAIN
WAR. PROGRAMMING. BOATS. THEY WILL DO THE SAME THING THEY WERE JUST DOING, AGAIN, LONG LONG AFTER I WOULD HAVE SNAPPED AND KILLED THAT JACKASS THEY'RE ALL LISTENING TO FOR SOME REASON.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I AM NOT ENVIOUS OF MEN. I WOULD KILL A BITCH AND BE DONE. THAT MOVIE WOULD HAVE BEEN 45 MINUTES LONG IF I'D BEEN ON THE BOAT. I DO NOT WANT THE ENDOCRINOLOGICAL MAKEUP THAT WOULD MAKE ME INCLINED TO PUT UP WITH RUSSELL CROWE'S BULLSHIT ONE SECOND LONGER THAN ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON NAPOLEON
"WE HAVE TO GO TO WAR BC NAPOLEON MADE HIMSELF KING OF EUROPE" WELL WHY DID HE GO DO A RETARDED THING LIKE THAT. WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY GAIN.
NOT THAT I WANT WOMEN IN CHARGE. MY GOD. IT'S NOT THAT WE AREN'T CAPABLE IT'S JUST THAT WE HAVE A TENDENCY TO GET A LITTLE CREEPY
BEING ONE HALF OF A MARRIED COUPLE AND HAVING GIVEN BIRTH TO SONS AND A DAUGHTER, I FEEL I AM CLOSER TO A NEUTRAL GENDER EXPERIENCE THAN I EVER HAVE BEEN BEFORE AND YOU KNOW WHAT.
BOTH SIDES ARE RETARDED.
THAT'S IT THATS THE SECRET IF YOU LET MEN DO THEIR THING TOO LONG YOU GET MONKEYPOX AND NAPOLEON. YOU LET WOMEN GO TOO LONG SOLO AND YOU GET THE FUCKING. WHAT WAS IT. SECULAR HIJABI COVID FRIENDLY BAR. PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE. AND NO SEX. IN THE LONG RUN. I'M TOLD.
