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NEOH/Central PA | he/him | 25 | Bi | CWRU Alum | Banner by @meebxx

Camp Hill, PA
Joined July 2017
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"Let’s build a multi trillion dollar high speed rail and bankrupt the country"
Let’s build a multi trillion dollar high speed rail and bankrupt the country even more because autistic people on twitter dont want to learn how to drive
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Hansen, symbolically all of America, being so desperate to absolve his sins that he becomes this aimless avatar of retribution. He created the car and was the man who emerged from it. He appears before his own crew, the same way he has to countless men in their sting operations.
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SHARIA LAW IS HERE.
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Don’t run Vivek
Ohio Governor 6% Reported: 🔵 Amy Acton – 206,185 (68.6%) 🔴 Vivek Ramaswamy – 88,638 (29.5%) Results per AP
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Got selected for the riftbound kda bundle 🏃 Might legally be obligated to stay on akali
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Touch leaders against Milwaukee: Evan Mobley: 52 Jarrett Allen: 44 James Harden: 41 Peyton Watson: 34 Meleek Thomas 34 #LetEmKnow
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Thats fucking League of Legends right there. None of that dick tugging playing safe for lategame bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the rift, men deliver their new born babies on the pixel brush. Fucking hard core dick in the ass flex pick early game meta fuck it chuck it
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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shuffling the two star 4 cost around on my board hoping no one notices i have 8 copies
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when you were hoping for an analysis type video essay but it’s a summary type video essay
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I think the Wizards may have drafted LeKobe Jordan
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O caso da LAIKA é uma das coisas mais interessantes que já vi. O estúdio é um projeto de paixão financiado por um dos homens mais ricos dos EUA. Não a toa, os filmes raramente dão lucro. O próprio CEO já afirmou estar disposto a sacrificar o sucesso comercial em nome da arte.
WILDWOOD director Travis Knight says LAIKA will never use generative AI in its films. “AI is theft. It’s the ingestion of years and years and years of human creativity and ingenuity, regurgitated back. It has no humanity. It has no spirit.” (Via: theplaylist.net/wildwood-tra…)
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. @ChetHolmgren swaps jerseys with the LPL From the court to the Rift. 🏀🤝 Chet Holmgren swaps jerseys with the LPL players. #LPL #Worlds2026
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fantastic mr fox and isle of dogs double feature at my crib tonight nobody dress up as mr fox im mr fox
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I'm not anti-gambling but I'm vehemently opposed to gambling ads, and we are being FLOODED.
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irisketball week 1 2027 mvp ladder
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Donovan Mitchell: "Everybody in here deserves to give Meleek Thomas a round of applause" James Harden: "No conscious." Peyton Watson: "Talk about it."
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being a 24 yr old rookie don’t matter when you actually good at the sport
YAXEL First rookie with a 30-10-5 game this season
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Mobley jokes be funny but 18/10/3 while taking the 4th most shots on the team is good business any day of the week.
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