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Elway

@ElwayBand

Who wants tacos?

 Fort Collins, Colorado
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Joined June 2010
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“Nobody’s Going To Heaven” is out today! Listen now while you still can! orcd.co/elway2025
"Nobody's Going To Heaven"

"Nobody's Going To Heaven"

Colorado's ELWAY is back with 11 songs of Rocky Mountain emo-punk. Coming October 10th on Red Scare!

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Once again inside of the hellish Malebolge that is the Dallas/Fort Worth airport. Anyone who doesn’t look upon this place and despair will never know God’s grace.
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It’s crazy how bone deep and fiery my hatred for the Dallas Stars and their mutant fans is.
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Even with Sydney Sweeney’s brain damaged ass saying “sports, SPORTS, sportssss” every fucking commercial break, I am still elated to be watching the best hockey team on the planet, the Colorado Avalanche.
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Here’s the thing, a great power pop band is completely life-changing. Anything less than that is some of the worst music humans have ever made.
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DFW remains the goated shitty airport. Truly the airport Dallas deserves.
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Rough day to be named Alessandro Wagner or some shit.
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I could watch Carter Hart lose the Stanley Cup every damn day.
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1000 years of darkness to the Oklahoma City Thunder.
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Big day for people who love Donald Trump, imperial Japan’s use of comfort women, and hockey.
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Euphoria.
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Just so we’re clear: Fuck the Dallas Stars for all time. May your team and city never, ever feel the warmth of God’s embrace and may you go 1000 seasons without ever winning a cup you fucking moist ass losers.
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Yeah, the world may be going to shit, but the oilers, knights, and lightning all lost tonight. Small victories!
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Celebrating America’s 250th and final birthday by ripping some fresh gigs with Tired Radio. Join us! redscare.net/tour-dates/?ban…
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If AI taking jobs is an inevitability, let’s at least start with the absolute most useless jobs for total fucking loser virgin morons on the planet: NBA referees
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Pitchfork is spiritually Israeli
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With everything I have left in my soul, fuck the Dallas Stars until the last atom in the universe goes cold forever.
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The only thing more satisfying than a @nuggets win is a @Lakers loss.
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Nikola Jokic right now
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Album review: Elway – Nobody’s Going To Heaven

Album review: Elway – Nobody’s Going To Heaven

There’s a specific kind of punk record that doesn’t try to inspire you, doesn’t bother offering solutions, and doesn’t pretend things are going to work out in the end. Nobody’s Going …

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