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New acting reel just dropped! I also dropped my standards, my dignity, and three exes who thought improv counted as therapy.
#whyimstillsingle #comedienne
In memory of the talented, kind, fun-loving @RjMitte ๐
Grateful to donate to the Mitte Cultural District, which welcomed me when I performed in Brownsville in 2025.
Supporting the arts feels like a fitting tribute. ๐
@givebutter
givebutter.com/mitte-culturaโฆ
Pulling an "as late as I can stay up" all-nighter doing the BUSINESS side of SHOW BUSINESS - cause these comedy show tix ain't gonna sell themselves.
Thank you to everyone who has ever bought a ticket, shared a show w/ friends & fam, come out and HAD FUN!
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This is for my SAG-AFTRA friends who delete their SAG emails without reading them....in case you missed it. ๐ฉท
youtu.be/A-xSCsOW4lo?si=A-Kqโฆ
I just made up my own Back To The Future easter egg in season 4 of Once Upon A Time and I honestly couldn't be prouder of myself. This is some real Brian James O'Connell work if you ask me. ;)
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Next show: FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE ICE HOUSE!
Did you know that Ice House Comedy Club in Pasadena is the oldest comedy club in the U.S.?!
I love performing there... So hopefully this Friday will be no different. ๐
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Getting a clean bill of health from my doctor feels better than sex.
I either have a really good doctor or very bad taste in men. ๐ซก
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THANK YOU to everyone who came out to last night's PESANT'S PUNCHLINE comedy show. Jessica Sherman and I are building something really special here -- for the comics, and for the community -- and we couldn't do it without you!
See you next month!
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The way my jaw just DROPPED when Tori Deal nominated herself to go into elimination. ๐ช๐ฒ
#TheChallenge
Feeling honored and blessed I got to do a table read today for a completely wild script of an inventive story that hasn't been told like this before ever!
I really love being an actor.
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Just gonna keep saying it until I don't have to.
If I see your comedy show's lineup, and there's no women on it.
Just know... we're talking about it.
We're all talking about it.
DO BETTER.
Anyways, my next Peasant's Punchline show is 8pm Thurs. and just look at this lineup! ๐ค
Elyssa Phillips retweeted
โSchittโs Creekโ star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' #SNL monologue.
"Iโm speechless that something like that can exist on live national television. And to be perfectly honest, more men need to be standing up in opposition to it because itโs complacency that has created the environment in which women are sexually assaulted and itโs a โconversationโ as opposed to a โcrime.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/danโฆ
PACKED & FUN house tonight at Flappers Comedy Club Burbank. Thank you to everyone who came out and supported LIVE COMEDY! That's what I'm talking about!
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Looking like one heckuva lineup for tonight's show. So excited to be back at Flappers Comedy Club Burbank. See you soon!
I'm gonna shave for this one! ๐ซก
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