Lamps

My Mrs said it looks like the kids have had a pumpkin fight in the road up the top of the village. That sounds more like lads after the pub shenanigans to me.

The Chief secretary to the Treasury had just said on live telly that Employers are not working people…twice 🤯

A British government using British taxpayers money to outbid British people in the British rental market to house people that broke into Britain illegally and people wonder why the country is completely shafted ffs.

I see the ginger Sesame Street fighter is opining on why Burnham is right to apologise for the slave trade. Never misses our Matty, he’s always spot on.

I was thinking of this quote while looking at a Jackery solar powered generator last night just in case I needed to power up some of that hope in my postcode.

Got some of this a few days ago, stuck it in a homemade curry and a soup. After this morning I’m actually thinking of flogging it to people on the fat jabs, would save them a fortune.

Everything shit is “global headwinds” and anything that’s not a disaster is your doing. Got it. Fuck this, I’m off to sit in my shed.

The light shining off his slap head.

Budget day.

Extra gherkins and power cuts?

I was clearing a cupboard out yesterday and found an old Lindt bunny at the back. Think he’s got the myxomatosis bad aids.

It’s not all bad news out there.

No need for us to stockpile any food, we’ve got one of those kebab vans up the road. Judging by the look of it they wouldn’t let anything like no power or cash and carry close them down.

Bracing out there.

Happy Agincourt day.

“If I find out it was you, you’re dead. Anyway, I’m off to bingo”

Bin men only took half the recycling.

If a single pupil knows anything about your political leanings you’re a failure as a teacher.