Eman Z retweeted
Group G without any surprises.
Iran, as expected, the dark horse of the tournament. 🐎
We ran 5,000 simulations
Prediction accuracy: 75% ⚽️🤖
WORLD CUP 2026 GROUP G SIMULATION
🇮🇷 Iran 2-1 New Zealand 🇳🇿
🇧🇪 Belgium 2-0 Egypt 🇪🇬
🇮🇷 Iran 1-0 Belgium 🇧🇪
🇪🇬 Egypt 2-0 New Zealand 🇳🇿
🇮🇷 Iran 2-1 Egypt 🇪🇬
🇳🇿 New Zealand 0-3 Belgium 🇧🇪
FINAL TABLE:
1️⃣ Iran - 9 pts, GD +3
2️⃣ Belgium - 6 pts, GD +4
3️⃣ Egypt - 3 pts, GD -1
4️⃣ New Zealand - 0 pts, GD -5
🚨 Another banger masterpiece interview from the one and only Shane Smith at Vice News with Irans Foreign Ministry SPOX Mr Baghayi.
This is hands down one of the best watches out there. A detailed no holds barred breakdown of Irans nuclear program and exactly how Israel has weaponized it to push for yet another forever war in the Middle East.
Essential viewing. Link in bio or comments.
#ViceNews #ShaneSmith #Iran #MiddleEast
youtu.be/mtcZTkAlbKw?si=wEIe… via @YouTube
Eman Z retweeted
TEAM MELLI 🇮🇷
First-generation Iranian American Caroline Mobin Delijani's work captures the spirit of Iranian soccer for future generations of athletes.
“Y’all don’t understand… eventually one of these gone hit.” 😂🤣
BREAKING: A Memphis man has been arrested after allegedly scratching off EVERY SINGLE scratch-off ticket at a Germantown Exxon while working the register… because apparently his retirement strategy was “manifesting.”
According to police, 32-year-old Lemonjello Washington decided the Tennessee Lottery was basically a giant reimbursement program. Witnesses say he spent the entire overnight shift scratching tickets like a raccoon that found a Red Bull and a quarter.
The plan? Simple.
Scratch all the tickets.
Use the winning tickets to pay for the losing tickets.
Pocket the profit.
Become Memphis royalty.
Unfortunately, investigators say the math “collapsed almost immediately,” which experts are calling “the most Shelby County Schools thing ever.”
Police say Lemonjello confidently told officers:
“Y’all don’t understand… eventually one of these gone hit.”
Sir. That is not investing. That is emotional support gambling.
Things became suspicious around 3:17 AM when customers walked in asking for scratch-offs and Lemonjello allegedly replied:
“We fresh out… but spiritually we up right now.”
By sunrise, the counter reportedly looked like a confetti cannon exploded inside a bankruptcy hearing. Losing tickets were stacked knee-high. The only big winner was the Exxon trash can.
Authorities say the total losses exceeded several thousand dollars, while total winnings amounted to:
• 3 free tickets
• $11
• and a coupon for a free Mountain Dew.
🤣🤣🤣
Eman Z retweeted
The smart move by Israelis would have been to allow a lone voice like Massie to stay in Congress, to give the illusion of individual voter power.
But for psychological reasons, they need 100% domination over everything.
Just like they have to get the janitor wearing a Palestinian pin fired.
Just like they have to kill every man, woman, and child within their reach.
Eman Z retweeted
I will never vote for the GOP again. They don’t allow for independent thinking, that’s a cult. I am done.
Eman Z retweeted
The hatred for the Israel-first party is palpable tonight. They think they won...
#Massie2028
Eman Z retweeted
My good friend @RepThomasMassie lost tonight.
He lost because he had the guts to stand up to the Epstein class and against the war.
He won voters under 45 by 30 points.
Tonight, I say to this voters who feel rejected by Trump. We welcome you. Join our coalition to take on a rotten system and stand for the working class over the Epstein class.
We will build a movement to stand for Team America.
Eman Z retweeted
“I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. I don’t think about anybody. I think about one thing: we cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.”
Brilliant populist President Trump, honing his mid-term campaign messaging. 5/12/26
2/28 - 5/18
