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telling people “I’ve bought some really nice clothes in M&S recently actually”… This is being 25 then
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no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this
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After 12 years of Tory failure, the British people deserve so much better than this revolving door of chaos.
We need a general election, now.
My full statement:
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The clowns and charlatans who gave us Johnson and Truss cannot be allowed to choose the next one. General Election now
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General. Election. Now. Or take to the streets …. Five Prime Ministers in six years. Just fuck off. All of them
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Liz Truss resigns as Prime Minister
For more on this and other news visit trib.al/Rx0iR33
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IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM, JUST SAY YES. SHE WILL NEVER BE A WORM. YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS YOU WOULDN'T LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM AND SHE IS MAD
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Out of all the #loveisland content I have scrolled through for work, this is by far the best thing I have stumbled across.
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Go on tik tok for 5 mins and all of a sudden I’m on part 30 of an episode of eastenders from 2008
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Next month, MPs get a £2,200 pay rise to £84,144 while the country gets a rise in national insurance, energy bills & council tax.
We’re already in the top 5% of earners.
When I was elected, I pledged to take home £35k and donate the rest to local causes. That won't be changing.
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Putin is turning 70 this year. Why doesn’t he just watch Tipping Point and do a crossword. How can be arsed with a war.
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. @BorisJohnson says the Germans are much better at staying at home when sick.
I wonder why…?
























