Emma Scott (@EmmaScott) | teapawt

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"Even a broken girl matches her bra and panties twice a year" or however that saying goes...

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Tonight there's gonna be trouble with a capital T.

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And, of course, a visit from our tiki Cholula friend that @MadOldMoai made us. ❤️

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Imagine being such a monster that instead of delivering first aid to a man with a fresh bullet wound, you put him in handcuffs and interrogate him while he bleeds all over a public sidewalk.

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Emma Scott retweeted

I am truly unclear what being a gifted child actually gifted me save for thinking intelligence is binary and a crippling inability to tolerate my own mistakes.

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Ever Papa John's franchise is going to shut down now that this exists because it was literally the only reason anyone went there.

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Women who have escaped their abusive prisons and are no longer oppressed write even better ones.

Angry, oppressed women write the best novels 📚

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Emma Scott retweeted

The entire presidential television press pool — Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN — has agreed to suspend coverage in the wake of Trump’s decision to ban CNN, Politico, and MS NOW from the White House newrepublic.com/post/215641/…

Major TV Networks Band Together in Boycott After Trump’s Ban on CNN

The five major TV networks are joining forces after Trump’s press ban.

newrepublic.com

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"Now he's building a gold-trimmed 'Triumphal Arch' in a busy DC interesection that he says is for snipers, drones, and storing ammunition...."

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if I had to watch this so do you

None of you are prepared for this.

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me, looking at him from across the room dropping hints that I'm in the mood

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How's everybody doing? Looks like some of you got a really long, hard pounding the other night...

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Sorry, I'm going to be late. I just really need to see how this ends.

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I use whether someone calls it "X" or "Twitter" as a litmus test to determine how I interact with people on this platform.

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We know, Lauren. We know...

I’m a Christian. So they may try to drive me to my knees, but that’s where I’m the strongest.

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Groundhog Day, but it's just us waking up once a week to it being Monday again...

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Emma Scott retweeted

Trey @treydayway

I'm not sure when people ranting to a camera while sitting in their car became the new soapbox

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🚨🚨🚨Breaking: Apparently "trans" is a verb now.

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Get you a man who reads your tweets.

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Fuck that steak. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

🦋💙𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻💙🦋

@bamagirl_4_eva

What are you removing?

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