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Joined July 2011
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
3 girls have been charged with felony gang assault after they tried to jump a 16-year-old pizza worker...who turned out to be a trained MMA fighter The main girl who started the fight ended up breaking her orbital bone.
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Replying to @iliterate__
Quadriplegic Nazi veteran plugged back into a drone operator chair so he can keep killing. This war is the most Warhammer 40k our world has been so far.
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Replying to @FoxNews
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
The military is not preparing for a foreign war. The Post's report is the cover story. The preparation for a major war that cripples power grids, disrupts supply chains, and threatens critical infrastructure on American soil is preparation for an adversary that already exists inside American soil. Hegseth and Caine's doctrine is explicit in its logic. You do not drill 90-day islanding protocols for a foreign adversary. You drill them for infrastructure you own, operated by people you cannot yet arrest. The military is hardening itself against a domestic financial oligarchy's capacity to brown out the country as a negotiating instrument. They are hardening the grid before the midterms because the midterms determine who controls the subpoena and if the wrong side wins, the infrastructure attacks are what comes next from the other direction. Think About This For A Second The Ohio chemical leak wasn't environmental negligence. It was a demonstration. A chemical facility on a rail line, in a county whose election infrastructure was targeted for audit Hegseth's election-integrity protocols installed by DoD in the summer and the incident lands a week before early voting. The message? We can touch your interior at will, your supply chains are soft, your food logistics run through corridors we can poison
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US military is preparing for the possibility of a major war that could cripple power grids, disrupt supply chains and threaten critical infrastructure on American soil, NYPost reports.
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
Project Pat drops a video for Church's Chicken
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
llegó mi sticker favorito
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
When you cost the studio jobs but you had to own the Chuds.
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
Need a bitch that’s this dumb
Bhad Bhabie's fiancé flexes her staying with him after all the ab*se allegations and che*ting allegations 😵‍💫
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
ethan klein is a scumbag for a million reasons and its very funny that this has all blown up on him but i can take one look at that girl and know it goes fuckin stupid
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
I’ve watched several videos of Barack Obama’s speech in Michigan, and God, do I miss having a president who can speak in complete sentences and has a vocabulary beyond that of a 12-year-old.
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
Your father may be the only man who wants you to do better than him.
Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
Prosperity and peace are imminently attainable for everyone in this country. We need merely to transcend the parties that keep us fighting each other, throw off the corporate and foreign influence on our government, and return to the principles laid out in our Constitution.
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
Replying to @LostMemeArchive
rip young king dave its fuckin nice out
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Smoking Big Doinks — Young King Dave (2017)
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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Replying to @realspeckzo
Everybody is so confused still asking “how could Ethan do this with a girl “less attractive” than his wife?!” and I think this clip sums it up perfectly. If your wife isn’t having sex with you and there is a cute younger girl that worships the ground you walk on, most guys won’t have the strength to turn that down. Not saying it’s right what he did but every guy will understand.
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Replying to @TRHLofficial
Me see big wall words from orange chief Trump. Funny talk man Maher once help chief on show, become big. Now Maher mean, sweat when visit white cave, then lie on show. Maher numbers fall like dead mammoth. Chief numbers high. Maher spew fake about voters and cities. Maher loser, no more talk. Chief strong. Ugh.
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You just KNOW that every General in the Pentagon was laughing their asses off when they saw this clip.
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Lord High Admiral retweeted
I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta I’m gonna miss him
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