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Commercial pilot / ketamine aficionado COYS / MAMABVRRA FIU my alma mater

Miami o algo
Joined March 2026
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14CFR 61.153 (C) ;)
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"Why don't planes just fall out of the sky every day?" My working theory is most pilots don't fly directly into cumulonimbus clouds with a ceiling of 45k feet and an outside temperature of -47 degrees Celsius. But I need to wait to hear from a few more Crypto Bros, Only Fans girls, Door Dash drivers, and wine moms to figure out what really happened.
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Replying to @nikicaga
They posted like that after Kirk died and continued to do nothing
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Replying to @topgear4evr
You arent actually gifted, youre just a failed adult still obsessed with childrens media because it invokes a time when people still told you that you were special. I’ll remind you of this when you’ve moved on to your next favorite pop media villain you want to be and/or fuck.
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More than yours
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I knew there were tons of horrible people on here, but today really opened my eyes to how bad it truly is. Just disappointed.
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Replying to @RaltsAuthor
if they want to blame the pilot they could blame her for flying into the storm but that was the copilot on the radio, so even that doesn't check out just morons through and through
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Replying to @superiorsantina
Fuck women with hate because I’m a misogynist and I fuck men with love because I’m a sensitive young man
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Replying to @ongezellie
"you will learn"
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There are no procedures in aviation for the tail falling off - you're already dead. The only procedure for for the tail falling off an airplane in flight is prescribed in Matt 6:9-13.
Replying to @Immysteryman2
Another mutual mentioned that the tail came off the plane; she followed proper procedures but there was nothing she could have done.
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Sunset @ 5 pm
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There is no conspiracy with the plane crash in Florida. It’s tragedy and anyone trying to make it into something else sucks.
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You know I'm glad that I'm seeing zoomers hate on this song cause for years it was passed around as conventional wisdom that Queen was the greatest band on earth despite having one of the weakest discographies of a "classic" band with zero classic albums and it was so annoying
51 years ago today, Queen released “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
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Our most tracked flight right now: A Polish government aircraft en route to Senegal is now returning to Warsaw. flightradar24.com/PLF101/425…
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"Comenzó el desmantelamiento del estado bolivariano, chavez fue traicionado"
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Lo que mas me preocupa sobre volver a Colombia con mi carrera de piloto ya completada es que aprendi todo en ingles, y tengo cero (0) idea como pedir un clearence ifr en espanol >:v
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>Penetration >You do it with your pene
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Agente de la CIA Manuel McGusano creando a Chavez en Langley en 1993 para activar el plan mamagüevo contra la izquierda latinoamericana.
Algún día van a desclasificar documentación de la CIA y nos vamos a enterar que ellos crearon a los venezolanos para instalar a la ultraderecha en todo el continente.
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Waiting for the marketplace guy to give me the green light to pick up that sweet sweet nightstand I saw :-)
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