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with my wife after catching me on our bed with her thick brown sister for the 3rd time
we are on the screen
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I wish Elon shows us those snakes that like those negative comments under our posts
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New comers on X chatting with @thegO0dkisser be like π
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A lady can love you Soo much but trust me she will always treat you the way her mum treated her dad and not the way she treats her dad
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Me to the beautiful girl in the gang: Hy beautiful π₯°
Her ugly friends:
Banange award tezibafula faceful atte. ππ
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Me and my weak bro to the street gang after police night patrol saves us
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Guys let's first give Bettina Namukasa her flowers.
Over the weekend she was performing at a certain kukyala. As u know MCs (Bakidawo) know how to okuba oluseke he told a certain man to put some money in her charity. Man offered 1m. But as he was going to give it to her he said it's from kikofila. As in NRM because he is a NRM supporter.
Bettina refused the money completely. Sente yekibi yagyeganye.
Omwana tatunda mwoyo gwe.
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In the early days women with mood swings and depression were diagnosed with a disease called Hysteria ( wandering uterus)
They were treated by massaging the pelvis to achieve a paroxym(orgasm)
But the women were so many that the doctorsβ hands became tired and shakyβ¦.. and thatβs how vibrators were invented to ease the work




















