Michelle retweeted
🔸I died in the gym today. Nobody cares but I’m just sharing hangu.🥵
We need new leaders.🇿🇼
Michelle retweeted
Replying to @EngineerBaeMich
„I just wish to see you walk down the isle before this team kills you Michelle” worried uncle Dave, @TheLifeZoomer come this side
Michelle retweeted
OH WHEN THE SPURS GO MARCHING IN
@SpursOfficial
@dasnalfa
@ralphmafiko
@Mabharangizha
@tinonaka_zw
@MrTynoe
@EngineerBaeMich
Michelle retweeted
At the end of the day, I hope you aren't making a fool of yourself by being too understanding.
People know exactly what they are doing.
Michelle retweeted
Replying to @EngineerBaeMich
Adele sings for broken hearts only. Have you been dumped muzaya?
Michelle retweeted
Ndakamboshaya US$11 yekutenga ticket rekuenda kuNew Zealand. Just ELEVEN dollars! 😂😭✈️
Ndakaita kunge ndichapenga! At that point, even my migration dreams were waiting for funding approval. 🤣
But one thing I NEVER did was kutuka-tuka vanhu vakanga vatobuda kunze simply because they were posting pictures vachinakirwa kuma beach uko. 😂🏖️
Imagine me sitting there without US$11, getting angry because someone in Australia is enjoying prawns by the ocean! Ko prawns dzacho dzakanditadzirei? 😭🤣
I understood that their enjoyment wasn’t the reason for my struggles. Their success wasn’t my failure.
So I understand the frustration. I’ve been there. But discipline is knowing how to clap for others while your own dreams are still loading. 👏🏾
My US$11 eventually turned into a boarding pass, not a lifetime subscription to bitterness! 😂✈️
Good morning from this side🤗❤️
Michelle retweeted
I recently responded to a DM from a man in the UK who apparently owns a farm in Zimbabwe. He’s married, has three beautiful young children, and wants a wife in Zimbabwe while his other family remains in the UK.
Now, here’s where things get interesting.
This man kept telling me that because I’m over 35, I should be serious about him. According to him, I should consider what he’s offering because time is moving, and I need someone to marry me.
Apparently, he’s willing to propose, help me start a business, and provide for me. And I’m supposed to be grateful because, at my age, a man is actually willing to choose me.
todosimms.substack.com/p/the…
Michelle retweeted
Harry Kane deserved this . He was phenomenal in every aspect . Those 2 kids were good but kept on fighting on social media 😂😭.
Michelle retweeted
If alcohol is the main reason you beat up your partner, then why don't you beat up the guys you get drunk with?
Michelle retweeted
We need to get rid of the mentality that whenever a woman is doing well for herself, there must be a man behind her success. Women are capable of building their own success, making their own money, and achieving their goals independently. Give them their 👏
Michelle retweeted
Who knew Mlungisi is a Gafa??? 😂🫡🎤💃🏽💃🏽🇿🇼
Song: “Freedom” by @winkydonline.
Performed by: His Worship the Mayor of Bulawayo, Senator @DavidColtart, and his cheeky son! 😂

























